pedophilia

Sexuality toward prepubescent children.

Its the attraction not the act of sex.

by JR April 14, 2005

Peadophile

An adult who is sexually attracted to small green vegetables. Like a Paedophile, but with your greens.

"Man, that brussel sprout just gets me going..."
"Jeez dude! You're such a peadophile!"

by Beng92 November 10, 2009

pamphile

The one with the best dick and has all the bitches. He also loves smoking pounds of weed in a day.

Guy 1: That guy has a big dick and has all the bitches!
Guy 2: That guy is lucky, he must be a pamphile

by Brunelio May 23, 2014

paedophile

a sicko

by (.Y.) October 22, 2003

Pedophile Legs

When you have hairy legs from the knee down, but don’t grow any hair on your thighs.

“Thank god I only have to shave from the knee down, because I have pedophile legs”

by Hollyfcknrae December 11, 2018

Agro-pedophile

A person who likes to eat young vegetables. For example not entirely ripe potatoes, onions, or green fruits that shouldn't be green.

That guy is a total agro-pedophile! Every Easter he buys a ton of green onion.

by FreshNettle December 17, 2019

peadophilia

Hilarious mispelling of paedophilia or pedophilia, depending what language you are speaking.

George: I hate peadophiles!
Bob: Do you mean paedophiles?
George: Noo... I mean, people who want to fuck peas... leave me alone.

by Marcus July 29, 2004