Hallsta Packet

It's when you shit in the vergina then cream pie her.

I orderd her a Hallsta packet.

by Someone else than someone July 19, 2019

The Mayonnaise Packet

The mayonnaise packet is a sexual activity in which someone cream-pies someone and then proceeds to ground-pound their abdomen causing the "mayonnaise" to come out of the packet.

I did the mayonnaise packet with my partner! It was a very intimate experience!

by Squeem puncher August 6, 2021

corona packet

packets of work that have multiple pages that were given to students as an alternate to skyping the class. these packets, in most cases, can include over 50 pages (fuck you wildwood middle school principal)

"Here is your corona packet with 100 pages. Make sure it's done by next week or we'll give you an F. Oh and don't forget about the five other packets from the rest of your classes."

by you_frickin_fricks March 19, 2020

packet drawer

The drawer you put your extra condiment packs from carryouts

You need ketchup? Check the packet drawer!

by UnmitigatedTemerity April 14, 2022

Ketchup Packets

In Business or in real life .. when people can’t tackle the real issue they focus on the smallest non issue to take away their anxiety of not addressing the real issue

Moe just couldn’t come to terms with the man going to shut down his restaurant. Every day he is riding me on not throwing away but re using ketchup packets. WTF bro!!!

by Oneyed3dguy June 20, 2021

The Ketchup Packet

when a girl is on her period tickle her pussy with a french fry and watch as she squirts blood all over your face.

Hey bro last night I performed the Ketchup Packet on my girlfriend last night!

by pussy_slapper9000 October 4, 2018

Pastry packet

When one’s cock ejects Lard in a woman’s vag thus making her shortcake look like a pastry packet full of man jizz

Girl “ damn mark you packed my pastry packet full of cream”

by Gooterboy69 January 18, 2022