The act of becoming moronic due to the overuse and abuse of oxycontin.
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A person who is addicted to oxycontin, therefore making them a retard.
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A person who is addicted to oxycontin, therefore making them a retard.
Person 1: Hey man, you talked to Levi lately?
Person 2: No man, I heard he's a real oxymoron.
Person 1: So that's why he keeps ducking me for money.
Person 2: That fat fuck...
Person 2: No man, I heard he's a real oxymoron.
Person 1: So that's why he keeps ducking me for money.
Person 2: That fat fuck...
by cosmicbaby June 07, 2011
by Julie March 24, 2005
An idiotic, slow and inept person who also uses way too much Oxycontin/Oxycodone. What is important to stress is that they would be a moron even without the Oxycontin/Oxycodone, but they're also a pillhead.
"Dang, where is Keith? He was supposed to meet us down at the lake an hour ago."
"Oh he's an Oxymoron... He went the wrong way... and smoked a month worth of 20's."
"Oh he's an Oxymoron... He went the wrong way... and smoked a month worth of 20's."
by Chad Wise April 17, 2012
by An_Illiterate_Traveler July 05, 2020
by Praetoriani May 12, 2005
Poor Norman he has the intelligence of an amoeba and a face only a mother could love.
...yeah poor Norm, he's an Oxymoron.
...yeah poor Norm, he's an Oxymoron.
by sunshiyong October 25, 2010
1: Hey son wanna go to Eggworks?
2:Sure dad, I wanna see how eggs work!
This is an example of oxymoron
2:Sure dad, I wanna see how eggs work!
This is an example of oxymoron
by HiGuyzItzMeh November 23, 2019