Definitions by Pimbo

Oxymoron 

A person who has suffered hypoxic brain damage from a botched autoerotic asphyxiation session.

After dangling unconscious from his wank noose for 15 minutes, John was successfully resuscitated, but alas it was too late; severe deficits in his intellectual faculties had rendered him an oxymoron.

Oxymoron by Pimbo May 16, 2018