oswald

a lovable little shit, normally a dude who is hot. kinda takes your breath away 😳

oswald is kinda cute doe

by starcrazei March 6, 2020

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Lee Harvey Oswald

The sexual act of hitting someone from a very far distance with your semen, preferably from the upper story of a warehouse onto a government official.

Deed, i totally surprised Jen with that Lee Harvey Oswald. She had no fucking idea what hit her.

by brown sugar69 June 17, 2010

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Oswald the lucky rabbit

Mickey mouse's long lost brother.

10 year old: OMG I DID NOT KNOW MICKEY MOUSE HAD A LONG LOST BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS SOOOOO SICKKKKK

Oswald the lucky rabbit

by Maxinezz July 8, 2023

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Retard: Lee Harvey Oswald didn't kill JFK! Look which way his head fell!

Person with an IQ over 20: Yes he did dipshit, when you're shot in the head it blows out the other side and causes your head to fall towards where you were shot from therefore it's impossible for him to have been shot from the grassy nole, he had to have been shot from where Lee Harvey Oswald was. Dumbass.

by HTTR21 January 17, 2008

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Oswald Arms

Someone with REALLY long arms for their body, and also very skinny and weak.

LMAO look at that kid he has such oswald arms, no wonder his bench sucks.

by Alex May 15, 2007

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nice shot, Oswald

From the skill exercised by Lee Harvey Oswald in shooting President Kennedy through cover while in motion, this phrase denotes the respect one must have for the skill used in doing something you don't necessarily like.

"...And then his meme became so popular that it shut down the office email system and we were stuck without communication for two whole days. Nice shot, Oswald."

by Nwebb January 29, 2009

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