morbidly obese

To be so overweight that you are proclaimed dead. Comes from the french word mourir(mort) which means to die.

Damn, he shouoldn't be called fat albert, he should be called Morbidly Obese Fat Albert

by Ryan Currie Is Morbidly Obese May 13, 2005

Morbiusly obese

A term that describes one who has morbid obesity, and is also a really big Morbius fan.

Guy 1: I'm telling you, man. He really did say "It's Morbin' Time" in the movie!
Guy 2: I know this is off-topic, but how much do you weigh?
Guy 1: Uh, at least 300 pounds I think?
Guy 2: I think you're morbiusly obese.

by TheRandomGuy_BD June 1, 2022

OBESE POLICE

agents or agencies that enforce and discipline people(s) who participate in sexual contact with obese or "fat" people(s).

"Nigga if you don't get yo ass off that sack of fat pussy i'm gonna holla at the obese police"

by feedmefeedmefeedme(no homo) December 18, 2008

Obese person

A obese person is a person who eats bags and bags of chips all day and eats 1,000 burgers and sharts and burps in their bed all day and usually have massive rolls of fat and are entirely dependent as they are physically fucking incapable of moving the slightest inch and burp everywhere

Jimmy is an obese person
He weighs 800 pounds and poops in his bed

by 𝕄𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕪 𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕠𝕤 May 30, 2022

obeserexic

A person, usually female, who is fat but doesn't know it, or refuses to believe it. An obeserexic person will most likely where tight clothes, not knowing that all their blubber hangs out.

Did you see that chick Jasmine? She's huge, and she was wearing a shirt that was at least five sizes too small! She's so obeserexic.

by kkkkate rocks it October 5, 2005

morbidly obese

To be so fat that your life has no worth.

My friend Damian is morbidly obese. He spends all day sitting around watching the price is right and eating bonbons. He is a fat mess. He is too fat to fit in our canoe.

by Fat Clown Neighbor November 12, 2008

Obese Person

A big fat fatty with the head of a ratty and if they fall on you, you'll go splatty.

Non-Obese person A - Look, an obese person.
Non-Obese person B - SHUT UP! They'll hear you!

by No I'm Not Serious January 9, 2020