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Olive Theory

Determining the success or potential success of a relationship by whether one person in the relationship loves olives while the other person hates them.
Marshall and Lily in "How I Met Your Mother" argue that based on the Olive Theory, they are an awesome couple based on Marshall's hatred of olives and Lily's olive love.
by Barnabus Stinson January 24, 2009
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Online School

Absolute fucking hell on earth.

We are forced to do this shit, and the government doesnt care that we are all getting depression, anxiety..
And as a plus, the teachers force more shitty assignments on us that dont even teach us anything.
Jack: I fucking hate Online School. I think I'm getting depressed.
Bob: Me too, me too.
by Gootzie August 7, 2020
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online predator

1.) (n.) a sexual predator who uses chat rooms, instant messenging, or social networking sites for the purpose of flirting with and meeting others for illicit sexual experiences. Pedophiles, hebephiles, and pederasts who encourage secret meetings or solicite sex with their targeted demographic through these methods are considered to be online predators.

2.) A mammal belonging to Order Carnivora (tigers, grizzly bears, timber wolves, wolverines, raccons, etc.) with an internet connection.
1.) Doug is an online predator. He's in chat rooms or on MSN all day trying to hook up with young girls. What a sicko.

2.) Zippy the Squirrel was killed by an online predator. I didn't even know that a grizzly bear could type!
by Blenderhead1991 May 13, 2009
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Online School

The worst thing ever.
Boring Lessons.
Waste Of Time.
Today, Online School Was Announced And Everybody Got Pissed
by Didier Drogba March 30, 2020
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Oliver Cook

Oliver Cook is a good friend loyal, but stupid. He thinks hes funny, and has lots of friends. he likes COD but (hes not too good) An oliver , is usually very cool, but when a person is called oliver cook, sometimes that changes. his nicknames are: oillycock, and cooker(gets turned on my nobs)
i wish i was oliver cook,
yeh but he gets turned on by nobs
by Olivers Friends November 24, 2010
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chronically online

someone who doesn't need to use this website for every new word.
person 1: "hey did you hear about that new game that released?"
person 2: "that game was fr mid no cap ratio+L"
person 1: "when was the last time you saw the sun you chronically online fuck?"
by MoistQuasar December 6, 2022
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Terminally Online

A person who is considered “Terminally Online” is a man/woman who constantly sits on the internet, with barely any outside time, and almost 0 human interaction, other than online arguments
Person A: Hey, have you heard of {Blank}?
Person B: Yeah, that guy is terminally online!
by TheInternetSnake October 27, 2022
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