The rape shuffle is aptly named from the movement often done by a rapist in movies when attempting to rape a man or woman from behind. The man will come up behind the victim and put his feet between the victims feet and shuffle them outward in an attempt to spread the victims legs apart pre-insertion
1. The shuffling movement a rapist does with his feet to spread apart a man or woman's feet in order to rape her. (See bates motel episode 1 with keith summers and Norma in the kitchen for a prime example)
Usage me: "Oh shit here comes that rape shuffle!" Bystanders "what the fuck is wrong with you?"
2. An amazing dance move often accompanied by awkward hip thrusts and pulling motions with your hands. This dance move typically gets the performer laid and renders the need to perform an actual rape shuffle on a victim unnecessary.
Usage: "did you see that guy rape shuffling all over the dance floor last night?"
"Yeah! He hauled home so much ass!"
1. The shuffling movement a rapist does with his feet to spread apart a man or woman's feet in order to rape her. (See bates motel episode 1 with keith summers and Norma in the kitchen for a prime example)
Usage me: "Oh shit here comes that rape shuffle!" Bystanders "what the fuck is wrong with you?"
2. An amazing dance move often accompanied by awkward hip thrusts and pulling motions with your hands. This dance move typically gets the performer laid and renders the need to perform an actual rape shuffle on a victim unnecessary.
Usage: "did you see that guy rape shuffling all over the dance floor last night?"
"Yeah! He hauled home so much ass!"
"Is it wrong that my favorite part is when he does the rape shuffle to get her legs apart"
"Did you see that guy rape shufflle all over the dance floor last night?"
"Yeah! He hauled home so much ass!"
"Did you see that guy rape shufflle all over the dance floor last night?"
"Yeah! He hauled home so much ass!"
by Imma Jonster December 13, 2016
The act of putting your hands in your pocket to readjust your testicles and on occasion penis. Sometimes even to conceal an erection.
I've been in the sun all day and my balls are sticking to my thys. Watch my back as I Pocket Shuffle.
by Albert Winthorpe July 21, 2017
Slang for that quickly recognizable body language of a person approaching you to ask for spare change.
I caught him headed toward me from the other side of the parking lot, he was doing the gratitude shuffle.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019
Video Games. Where the player character circles around an object that enemies cannot destroy or move through in order to manipulate their AI and run away in the direction you wish to go.
Oh I was playing Resident Evil Village, I gave that one boss the old Tallahassee Shuffle and got away.
by 1word May 11, 2021
When you wake up drunk in the middle of the night and Shuffle over to the fridge for a midnight snack.
by Theprofessionalmidnightshuffle September 9, 2016
The little dance you do when you first get into bed when trying to find the most comfortable position.
by Spookymuffins November 22, 2006
The slow, meandering, annoying way someone walks when they're on their blackberry and they're not paying attention to how much they are in everybody else's way.
"I would have been here earlier but I was stuck getting out of the subway behind some idiot doing the blackberry shuffle."
by suerewoo March 6, 2007