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Post Stool Anal Readjustment
Post Stool Anal Readjustment, or PSAR, is the feeling you get in your anus following a heavy poo as your anus readjusts.
For some this may invoke a glorious feeling of liberty, others pleasure, others pain and/or shame.
For some this may invoke a glorious feeling of liberty, others pleasure, others pain and/or shame.
"Sorry bro, just going through some PSAR."
"PSAR?"
"Post Stool Anal Readjustment, that feeling you get after flogging a heavy bog."
"Ahhh, I love that"
"PSAR?"
"Post Stool Anal Readjustment, that feeling you get after flogging a heavy bog."
"Ahhh, I love that"
Post Stool Anal Readjustment by arden-chh December 16, 2012
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Realjustiz
The harsh, pragmatic reality of the legal system when you strip away all the comforting lies about "human rights," "equality," and "moral fairness." Inspired by the 19th-century German concept of Realpolitik, Realjustiz acknowledges that justice isn’t delivered by God, karma, or a magical universe; it is strictly dictated by material power, money, and enforceable strength.
If you have a million dollars for top-tier defense attorneys, you get "rehabilitated" or acquitted. If you are broke, you get the maximum sentence. That isn't a broken system—that is Realjustiz functioning exactly as intended based on the raw power dynamics of the real world. Under Realjustiz, an unenforceable law or an unprovable truth is entirely useless, no matter how morally right it is. It values a flawed, peaceful settlement that maintains societal stability over a long, destructive crusade for "perfect" ideological justice. It's the courtroom version of "might makes right," wrapped in a suit and tie.
If you have a million dollars for top-tier defense attorneys, you get "rehabilitated" or acquitted. If you are broke, you get the maximum sentence. That isn't a broken system—that is Realjustiz functioning exactly as intended based on the raw power dynamics of the real world. Under Realjustiz, an unenforceable law or an unprovable truth is entirely useless, no matter how morally right it is. It values a flawed, peaceful settlement that maintains societal stability over a long, destructive crusade for "perfect" ideological justice. It's the courtroom version of "might makes right," wrapped in a suit and tie.
Example 1:
CEO: "We poisoned the local water supply, but the fine is only $10,000 and the lawsuits will take twenty years to settle."
Lawyer: "Don't worry about ethics, sir. That's just Realjustiz at work. It's cheaper to pay the fine than to fix the factory."
Example 2:
A: "It's not fair that the corrupt politician got off on a technicality!"
B: "Welcome to Realjustiz, my friend. Power and leverage always beat abstract morality in the real world."
CEO: "We poisoned the local water supply, but the fine is only $10,000 and the lawsuits will take twenty years to settle."
Lawyer: "Don't worry about ethics, sir. That's just Realjustiz at work. It's cheaper to pay the fine than to fix the factory."
Example 2:
A: "It's not fair that the corrupt politician got off on a technicality!"
B: "Welcome to Realjustiz, my friend. Power and leverage always beat abstract morality in the real world."
Realjustiz by Abzugal June 5, 2026
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