Omegle

Definition:
A online website where Directioners can fangirl together and share their One Direction twitter names
Example:
Omegle
You are now chatting with a random stranger.

Say hi!

Stranger: VAS HAPPENIN!?
You: VAS HAPPENIN?!
Stranger: AHH DIRECTIONERS RULE!
You: Agreed! FANGIRLING SESSION!
Stranger: HORAN THE WORLD
by OneDirectionFangirl March 04, 2012
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Omegle

A website that's pretty much full of horny bitches who are 40 and still live with their mothers. They usually try to talk teenage girls into sex or they pose and 20 year old strippers with big tits.
Typical Omegle Conversation-
Stranger: Horny male looking for a horny female to cyber with!
You: Nah, I'm good
by ThatOnePerson69 June 19, 2011
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Omegle

An online chatting site full of bots, horny 13 year olds, discord mods, and pedophiles

Most common omegle conversations:

Stranger: M
You: M

Stranger has disconnected.

Stranger: M
Stranger: Age
You: No
Stranger has disconnected.

Stranger: M
You: F
Stranger: Nudes?
You: No
Stranger has disconnected.

You: M-14, Hai, from India, send bobs and vagene
You: No
Stranger: Bitch Lasagna
Stranger has disconnected.

Stranger: I just got out of the shower... add me on kik @somestereotypicalwhitegirlname
You: No
You have disconnected.
Dude I just went on omegle and why are there so many predators?
by Snow-Owl December 18, 2020
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A chat room for people with no friends and no life so they want to feel loved so they go and try to get people to talk to them over the computer because in real life they repel people
John: Have you ever been on omegle?

Ali: That chat room for losers with no real friends and no real life? Why on earth would I ever stoop so low?

John: ...
by BUismylove February 13, 2010
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A breeding ground for people with fatphobia
Omegle video chats nowdays:
You: Hi
Stranger: Holy fuck you're morbidly obese
you: fuck you
you have disconnected from the chat
by Quartz Pineapple May 25, 2019
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Typical Omegle

For those who don't know what it is, Omegle is a site that allows two people to have an anonymous chat with each other. Two "strangers" are chosen at random, etc etc you know how it goes.

Anyways, Typical Omegle is when you get the same sort of "conversation" repeatedly, as if it was something new and unexpected which it isn't. 98% of the time the other stranger will ask you 'asl' which is your Age, Sex and Location.

Interesting note: Watch how quickly the other person disconnects if you say you are male, and look how eager they start typing if you say you're female.

Omegle: 80% Perverts,

12% Illiterate people

4% automated 'bot' ads

2% Annoying kids who think they're little gangstas

1% The mentally disabled

1% Normal people
-Typical Omegle-

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: 18 male New Zealand

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey hows it going?

Stranger: nigga fuk dat qeschin

You: What?

Stranger: 13 m uk

You: I don't care

Stranger: FuK U !!!!11!!1!!!!

You have disconnected.
by sahboh11 December 21, 2011
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Omegle language

Omegle words
M14 for example, means the user is a male and is 14 years old
F18 means they are a female and is 18 years old
To use: (genderif you’re trans add a “t” in front of your preferred gender; age)
To use Omegle Language, you must first add gender and then your age.
by Sam1d September 29, 2019
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