the second-oldest profession

Engineering.

The various religious texts record that in the beginning there was chaos, from which a God created the heavens and earth. That's a feat of engineering. God also said "let there be light" and there was light - a task which now universally falls to the electrical engineer.

But why, then, is engineering only the second-oldest profession? The oldest profession is lawyer. Who do you think created all of that chaos?

by bitchuck September 30, 2023

Oldest Xbox known to man

An Xbox that has this title as it was produced before all Xbox's came preloaded with UNO.

"Everyone has UNO dipshit, it came free with your fucking Xbox"

"I didn't get it, I have the oldest Xbox known to man."

by Onandonandomnom August 12, 2022

the oldest profession

Prostitution is usually referred to as the oldest profession

James: oi, I think that woman's career is the oldest profession there is.
Random cunt: oi, love ill pay u a tener to blow me xoxoxo

by Fannyfucker123 January 2, 2017

older than God

Very old. Too old. Old enough to have created all life in the universe.

Someone: Hey, are you gonna vote for John McCain?
Me: Hell, no. That dude is older than God.

by ChuckChaser69 May 18, 2008

old e

Short for Old English 800 which is malt liquor that usually comes in a 40 oz bottle. Greatly advertised by such artist as EAZY-E, Knockout, and Bone Thugs and Harmony

Yo Rookie, pass da Old E!

by Lil Shank February 19, 2004

National Older Sister Day

A day to appreciate to older sisters. Older sister who have helped your mother out by technically being the second mom get recognized.

Happy national older sister day sis!

by dianacional February 4, 2021

Oldest Child

The oldest child is usually the child that gets to much responsibility. Can be seen as an automatic babysitter. the oldest child also has much firmer rules then younger siblings. parents often forget what the oldest child was made to do at a certain age for example: at the age of 8 the oldest child is made to start doing the washing up but by the time the second child gets to that age the parent isnt making him do anything yet. the oldest chld gets the least attention as they are seen to be more capable. the oldest child often longs for the only childness they had for a while before there younger sibling was born.

oldest child.

by TheOldestChildUnfourtunatley August 1, 2011