The Old Joanie Effort

When an individual knows that a certain task is, by all practical reasoning, impossible to complete, still makes a meagre attempt to complete said task out of pity or moral obligation.

Kory agrees to go to prom with Joanie to save her from going with a creepy kid named Stuart. Later that night, Joanie wants to put out but Kory knows he can't quite get it up. Still, he resigns to giving it the old Joanie effort.

by The Sex Gods June 9, 2009

Old North End

Neighborhood in Burlington full of Ducharmes.

Boy, NASCAR sure is popular in the Old North End.

by T-Dog Jenkins February 20, 2005

old brown eye

A rectum. Especially a poorly wiped one.

She has beautiful brown eyes.. and a great old brown eye.

by MYG November 23, 2013

The Old Switch-er-oo

Japonese torture technique known as "Ranlofan". The testicles are removed from a criminals scrotum, and the eyes are removed from his head. The testicles are then placed in the eye sockets, and the eyes are sewn into his scrotum-- all while he is awake.

"In punishment for molesting midgets, I condemn you to the old switch-er-oo!"
"NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! PLEASE!"

by Anonymous January 20, 2003

old man energy

When an elderly man has not been sexually active for an unprecedented amount of time and is energised in the loins by the activities of a stripper.

Man when i invited your grandpa Cecil to your bucks night i had no idea he would be sporting his old man energy for everyone to see.

by spice-rack May 30, 2014

old boy-ed

Refers to the popular South Korean movie "Old Boy." If you just had your mind twisted and fucked by something such as an intricate movie or a web of conspiracy, you'd say "I just got old-boyed."

Shit, dude. My girlfriend just told me her ex-girlfriend isn't lesbian anymore so she broke up with me to marry her and she also said she was dude but I just didn't notice her penis during our relationship. I got old boy-ed.

by Masterofdisguisechickenleg January 13, 2011

The Old Switch-er-oo

Slang for when someone gets a sex change. A.K.A.- Gender reassignment surgery A.K.A - Gender reaffirming surgery

Maxine got "The Old Switch-er-oo", and now goes by the name Max.

by Bilj April 11, 2021