officechairitus

Pronounced: office-chair-itus. This is when your legs have an itchy feeling, as if you want to go and do something, instead of sitting there working.

Bob says: "I'm really bored in this office, I want to go do something".
Fred says: "Aaa, that's officechairitus".

by Jake Farr December 22, 2006

office reorganisation

A sadistic and senseless activity carried out by departmental managers to reassert their power over underlings when their previous cynical management strategies such as teamwork, motivation and front line empowerment have accidentally worked more effectively than could have ever been predicted. Office reorganisation involves creating a fictional reason for getting employees to throw out all their previous years' work, breaking up close collegial relationships and generally restoring a feeling of fear and intimidation which result in the employee realising once again who is in charge.

Manager: Well Bill, it looks like you'll need to move desks to the corner over there in the office reorganisation.

Bill: But I'm working quite well here next to Sandra. Also I have a lot of work to do at the moment.

Manager: Don't be a cunt Bill. Do what you're told. The office reorganisation takes top priority. Just get it done.

by The Gonzo Lecture March 3, 2010

office freaky

when you have some quick sloppy sex at the office, then act like nothing happened

Michelle and I had an office freaky yesterday in the bosses office.

by Mr_Avacado_Man November 27, 2017

broval office

A place where bro's gather to make important decisions

I bet they all pregamed in his broval office before going out tonight.

by Lief June 12, 2007

trollbation officer

a person who enforces trolling upon a troll who is pissing off someone else, when doing this he or she protects and serves the weak who are trolled, while looking for lulz.

trollbation officer needs thought

by the professional tbo December 15, 2014

Microsoft Office

Unaffordable software that now can be obtained for free practically anywhere.

I couldn't afford microsoft office, so I downloaded it off limewire, stole it from school, and traded it for a lollipop with my friend at school.

by thejamdude January 5, 2006

office hot

that generic plain looking girl/guy at your office that is only attractive because everyone else there is ugly

JIm: So what do you think of her?
Ben: the new girl julie is only office hot. she's like a 7 at the office but really a 4 at most outside.

by theRetentacling February 8, 2017