Blindingly Obvious

An adjective describing something that is so plain to see that it is easily overlooked.

Note: Not to be confused with someone who's obviously blind

Foolish guy: "How the hell did you miss that? It was so obvious!"

Cool, wise guy: "Yes, blindingly obvious"

by Jonathan Englefield July 11, 2006

Captain Obvious

Person who points out the obvious

Thank you, Captain Obvious

by PlumberGuz August 16, 2010

obvious bitch

Someone that acts like they have good intentions when everyone can see that those intentions are actually self serving.

Person 1 - Did you hear Justine telling everyone that she tried to reach out to Karla to apologize but Karla wouldn't respond to her?
Person 2 - Yeah, she's such an obvious bitch.

by JenFlowers November 20, 2020

obviouslana

she is AHONA'S FUCKING WIFE , LOML n FAMOUS OOMF ON TWT !! she's foodless asf ahona gives her food for free :)))

bitch 1: im in love w obviouslana
bitch 2: waiting for ahona to come and kick ur ass

by anonymous January 22, 2021

Obviously

Something Louis Tomlinson said whilst being asked about Larry Stylinson

obviously there’s no truth to it oBvIoUsLy

by DAYTONABABY February 24, 2021

pork-chop-alop-ogious

(noun)-A person, loving porkchops.

(verb)-A dance, made by a pork-chop-alop-ogious.

Known pork-chop-alop-ogious's - Paul B.

A mentally challenged person could do something similar.

by John J. T. May 11, 2008

Obisus

(noun) Obi sus, meaning that obi is very sus. Used in a slang term for people who are homesexual or gay making them suspect

Kalma is obiwan. Obisus

by KalmaIsSuspect February 27, 2021