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The Florida of the 2004 Presidential Elections.
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Home of the criminal A-holes who run the First Energy Corporation, the folks who brought you the biggest electrical blackout in recorded history, and, save for less than a sixteenth of an inch of corroded metal at a nuclear power plant, the next Three Mile Island.
ohio by Abraham Lincoln August 17, 2003
Ohio
The most American and least distinct of all 50 states, for better and for worse. A bit of everything from city, farm, suburb, decaying industry, new industry, colleges, malls, liberals, conservatives, etc. means that we have nothing that makes us really stand out. (Contrary to the POV of the person here who has some weird bitter vendetta about a car accident...if only we had a rep like Boston for bad drivers, at least that would be distinctive, but in reality we don't.) By the way, none of y'all can pronounce it right, which makes me think everyone here either just drove through once, or never got south of Akron or west of Athens.
Ohio
The worst hellhole in the entire US. I had to live there for 25 years, so I know. In Columbus (the capitol), most people are rednecks AND wiggers at the exact same time. I once saw a guy driving along in a pickup truck full of manure, and he was wearing a doo-rag and blasting Snoop Dogg.
Many people think of Ohio as a state full of cows and hicks; while this is true, it's also true that the major cities have serious problems with gangs, crime and violence.
Many other contributors have mentioned that Ohio smells funny. This is because a large portion of the population hardly ever showers or changes their clothes.
Most people in Ohio are unfriendly and unintelligent. Also the weather sucks and is insanely unpredictable.
Ohio also boasts the worst drivers in the entire nation; they do not seem to understand the meaning of a green light (they believe that a green light means they should slow down and/or stop their car.)
Ohio is mostly a flat and boring state. The only really good thing about Ohio is Cedar Point, the number one rated amusement park in the US. Also, Ohio has one of the largest state fairs in the nation and Columbus has one of the largest fireworks displays in the nation. Oh, plus there's a GameWorks. Other than that, there's not much to do in Ohio, especially during the winter months.
Ohio is a nice place to visit during the summer if you want to see some of the attractions, but you definitely don't want to have to live there.
Many people think of Ohio as a state full of cows and hicks; while this is true, it's also true that the major cities have serious problems with gangs, crime and violence.
Many other contributors have mentioned that Ohio smells funny. This is because a large portion of the population hardly ever showers or changes their clothes.
Most people in Ohio are unfriendly and unintelligent. Also the weather sucks and is insanely unpredictable.
Ohio also boasts the worst drivers in the entire nation; they do not seem to understand the meaning of a green light (they believe that a green light means they should slow down and/or stop their car.)
Ohio is mostly a flat and boring state. The only really good thing about Ohio is Cedar Point, the number one rated amusement park in the US. Also, Ohio has one of the largest state fairs in the nation and Columbus has one of the largest fireworks displays in the nation. Oh, plus there's a GameWorks. Other than that, there's not much to do in Ohio, especially during the winter months.
Ohio is a nice place to visit during the summer if you want to see some of the attractions, but you definitely don't want to have to live there.
Ohio by ChaosRocket May 24, 2009
Ohio
A once free, prosperous, and proud state, Ohio is now being seized by Christo-fascists. Do-gooders across the state are being manipulated into an idiocracy by these powerful Christo-facists (who prefer limiting liberty in order to prevent free actions they don’t prefer). This systematic destruction of freedom is often referred to as the “The People’s Republic of No-Ohio”.
"The big government of Ohio says I am no longer allowed to smoke in my privately owned business. In order to relieve my frustration, maybe I will play a few hands at the casino. Oh wait...I can't! I live in No-Ohio! Perhaps I will enjoy a little adult entertainment...wait...No-Ohio! Damn it!"