Nutella

A spread to make sex better

“Bro, y’all ever use Nutella, it’s like lube. Put it on thighs though, nowhere else.”

by phata$$asianman April 25, 2019

Nutella flower field

An idea to end world hunger, when doing anal, pull out and spread some fine seeds (wheat seeds work best) sprinkle it on your cock and shove it back in his/her/ it’s ass and or urethra, the moist environmental will make the seeds grow thus ending world hunger

This recession got us fucked up how are we going to feed our kids??? Babe we should try the Nutella flower field, we need our kids to eat right???

by Foxio January 24, 2023

Bust a Nutella

when you use a jar of Nutella as a fleshlight and bust a nut, it is usually recommended that you cover up the nut after performing this action

bruh I just busted a Nutella and didn't tell anyone
watch out dude I think Jared busted a Nutella in that
when I get home I'm going to bust a Nutella

by Phat Knut Buster May 19, 2019

Nutella

A heavy pot of a brown substance which is particularly good for fashioning an emergency beard from.

It's a fabulous face-pack and excellent conditioner for extremely dry hair.

Best removed with a medicated shampoo for a really good "fizzy" clean hair feel.

Allergy warning: CONTAINS NUTS! (the clue is in the name!)

"The cops are after me!! i need a disguise!"
"quick, fashion a beard from this nutella!!"

"Look at my split ends!! what am i going to do??"
"have you tried Nutella?"

by Ceriffwrdd March 17, 2011

nutellie

Having more then one nutella.

Courtney: I have some nutella! :)

Lauren: I have nutellie! :))

by hatepeacelove November 15, 2011

Nutella Spread

the nutella spead is the act shitting in your hand and or the girls face then continue to rub said shit all over her face till it completely covers it

A gurl let me nutella spread yo face!

by Nutella Spread May 21, 2015

nutella bum

When you go to eat an asshole but its covered in shit.

Guy 1: Dude, how was the sex?
Guy 2: Not great, she had a nutella bum.

by Ethan Barnes February 7, 2017