Nooner Etiquette

Proper code of behavior for a lunch time fuck. Commonly held expectations such as going at it right away with limited foreplay, keeping clothing from getting rumbled and watching that there aren't any noticeable sex stains anywhere on you when you are finished. Also applies to hotel employees not asking people checking in at noon if they have any luggage, need a dinner reservation or a late check out.

"Damn, that front desk clerk had such bad nooner etiquette asking me if I needed help with my luggage when it was obvious to everyone that we were just there for an hour to fuck!"

by IrishJock May 5, 2010

nonference call

In business, a conference call that essentially accomplishes nothing after an hour of talking.

"Oh no, we have another nonference call at 2 today. What a waste of time!"

by Team WTF March 31, 2009

nonherent

an unnatural or foreign element to something, something that is not permanent, non-consistent, nonessential, or is an uncharacteristic attribute of something. nonherent Is the opposite to inherent.

monetary wealth is nonherent to the natural order.

by Baron Neville September 30, 2016

Nunneries

An alternate word for jibberish thanks to autocorrect!

Sydney speaks more nunneries then she does English! 😂

by N.M.B.L. August 3, 2018

Nunnery

Where they make the nuns

"The Catholic hospital is located next to the Nunnery"

by Dr. Octavious Greenberg November 7, 2019

Noiner

Alternative derogatory term for black people

Look at that dirty noiner over there

by absolutefuckinretard January 30, 2020

Power Nooner

The act of mid-day sex prescribed to induce a power nap.

My wife is home and I have a long lunch so I think I'll take a Power Nooner.

by YoMomAnDems October 14, 2016