Nomtastic

Really yummy food that is incredibly nang.
The person eating the delicious food may say "om nom nom" as they eat to show how much they are enjoying it.

"Om nom nom, that food was nomtastic!"
"Oh wow Becky! Your cakes were nomtastic!"
"Becky always makes nomtastic food"

by TheMasterWarriorSheep April 7, 2009

Nomping

Letting a fat man eat pizza off your back during coitus.

Did you hear Katie's into nomping? Hope she doesn't get a yeast infection.

by RockBinkie December 19, 2014

numptey

someone who is stupid/foolish yet thinks that they are correct in what they are saying or doing.

"4+4 = 10"
"no its not you numptey"

by brownspoon May 18, 2006

numpty

Numpty first surfaced on the terraces of west of Scotland football grounds, many many years ago. A player who couldn't hit a cow's arse with a shovel would be a f***ing numpty.

"Awww Jimmy you f************ing numpty!! You couldnae score wi' ma' sister!"

by Owen January 2, 2004

Numpty

Someone who confidently asserts themselves towards a false truth in the presence of others. Even when the rest of the people there know that they are completely wrong.

Given the choice of a shovel or a ladder to get out of a hole, they have dug themselves, a numpty would confidently choose the shovel!

by Marc Hone April 9, 2006

nompo

a reclusive and shy being, but with excessive 'good bloke' qualities.
usually known to sport wild, fluffy hair and glasses.
a true 'nompo' also enjoys mimicking various accents, and drawing incessantly on all surfaces.
'nompo's' have also been known to randomly perform at musical events to much acclaim.

dude, your such a good bloke while also being recessive in nature! you must be a nompo!

by daladier April 30, 2011

Nomtastic

used to describe what you're eating as fantastic.

2. it's so good that it needs it's own descriptive word that can't describe anything else as fantastic

This dinner is so good that it needs it's own descriptive word that can't describe anything else as fantastic so it's NOMtastic

by AleciaLJ May 29, 2009