Nolan’s alarm clock

the act of shoving a alarm clock up a baseball players anus, and when the alarm clock goes off, it will snooze.

The tournament hotel was crazy, i saw the cobras making the freshman do the Nolan’s alarm clock

by ya boy the average kid August 7, 2022

jerry nolan

Very, very good drummer. Drummed for the New York Dolls (replaced Billy Murcia) and Johnny Thunders and the Heartbreakers among others. Very gorgeous and adorable. Born on the 7th of May 1946 and died on the 14th of January 1992, of bacterial Meningitis. R.I.P.

Person 1: Oh man, Jerry Nolan is just the grooviest.

Person 2: Groovy? More like PURE ROCK N ROLL.

by bambie brown July 30, 2008

Jack Nolan

Jack Nolan makes all the pussy wet (including Darwa's). Jack is the best guy you will ever meet and you are lucky if he accepts you as a friend.

Kiana: Hey Rider! Have you seen Jack Nolan lately?
Rider: Idk where he is, he might be out having sex with our mothers.
Kiana: Awwwwwwwww

by Hotman who likes sucking dick October 2, 2021

Nolan

He is really cute, smart, funny, athletic, weird, and talented. Often loves baseball. He would do anything he could imagine for the people he loves. He is very thoughtful and generous. If he wants something, he will go for it.

¨Did you see that Nolan guy who just walked by... He is really cute!!¨

by unicornlover_00 March 31, 2017

Nolan

Has a large penis compared to other males. Good sense of fashion and humor. Fun to be around, dresses nice but isn't a straight edge motha FUCKA. He will still blast yo bitch ass. If you're a girl you'll know he coming for dat pussy. He isn't afraid to fuck up yo man and then give her a nice big D.

He pulled a Nolan and fucked my girl. But it's cool, he is Nolan

My girl doesn't like when I Nolan (swag)

by Gangbanger4lyfe January 5, 2014

Nolan

Nolan a very good person usually a bit on the thick and sensitive side.You and Nolan may get in fights but everything will go fine

Person1:Wow Nolan is nice.
Person2:yes.

by Thatboicoolman October 18, 2019

nolan'd

to be killed on an online video game in a shameful manner.

john: damn you see garry just got owned by that level 36
billy: damn rofl he must feel like a retard
john: lool he just got nolan'd

by garrylikespie August 24, 2009