smegg nog

A spicy holiday drink made from cinnamon, nutmeg, cream, and ejaculate. To prepare; pour cream into your partner's mouth, sprinkle on cinnamon and nutmeg, then drop a load and sweeten to taste.

Jason: "Sarah, what's your favorite thing about the holidays"

Sarah: "Hmmm... Well, I love cuddling up in front of the fire with a mug of your spunky smegg nog!"

by terminal2 December 23, 2008

crunk nog

Apparently a drink enjoyed by a lame scene girl with a shitty hair baret, see: The picture above this entry.

Wow, that girl really likes Crunk Nog, I bet she'd suck us off.

by xSKx August 15, 2007

nog pong

instead of playing ping pong with beer, you play with egg nog.

"Dude, I got so wasted last night playing nog pong!"

by kevinthezombie November 24, 2009

Nog Clogs

Nog Clogs is a group where friends play video games together and to tell Ga that he is unfunny.

"Gios house blows up, Nog Clogs hahaha screen record screen record!"

by Nog Clogs YT December 8, 2020

nut nog

Slang for male ejaculate evident after orgasm.

Ladies love the taste of my nut nog.
I sprayed my nut nog all over her face.
She swallowed down my nut nog.

by Sheiko Schilling June 22, 2008

Love Nog

A euphemism for semen, most suitable for the holiday season.

"All I want for Christmas is less blood in my love nog."

by granita August 7, 2013

Wet Nog

To Insert a males forehead into a females vagina.

Dude my hair is so sticky. I shouldn't have Wet Nogged that girl last night.

by Sticky Hair December 10, 2010