Nessiah

a beautiful, girl. Anyone would be lucky to have her. A Nessiah is someone that is sexy, and popular. A Nessiah is a girl who will wait for you all the time. A Nessiah is a girl whop loves you until the end.

"John is so lucky to have Nessiahas his girl. I'm Jelous. :)"

by Srtredeyeredkey November 22, 2021

Mike Nesmith

monkee/country John Lennon with a little bit of nonce thrown in and the inheritor of the wite-out corporation. very edgy. a real Hyde/Masterson situation.

“That guy seems like a real Mike Nesmith. Yuck!”

by sentimentalrubbish January 9, 2021

Playing with Nessie

The act in which a man has sex with a
pregnant woman and the baby tries to play
with his dick.

(IN THE BREAKROOM AT WORK)

Dale: hey “Jim! why you walking like that?”
Jim: “Oh…I was up late Playing with Nessie.”
Dale: “Goddamn!”
Jim: “That'll probably be the last time since
my wife is due tomorrow.”

by Banana & Split June 11, 2022

nescity

1. When your NES collection is getting quite huge.
2. Also a rather rad website - www.nescity.com

Rafananananananananasa: "Man, you're in nescity! This collection is outrageous!
Doug: "Thanks, Raf."
Rafananananananananasa: "Just because I am foreign does not grant you the right to abbreviate my name."
Doug: "You abbreviate my name all the time!"
Rafananananananananasa: "What's your name again?"
Doug: Doug
Rafananananananananasa: *KABOOM!*

by NESMonster February 2, 2004

Michael Nesmith

A controling perfectionist.

Why do you have to be such a Michael Nesmith about this? It's just a definition!!!

by H-T September 13, 2004

__nessi

A __Nessi is a type of girl who always says uwu. She tends to be friends with people named LordHeroMc and gets along with everyone. Although she is not the best at fighting she can kill you by saying uwu. A __Nessi also tends to be obsessed with fast food restaurants and also hates water.

The __Nessi girl is saying uwu again, while drinking soda

by MinecraftGod1234 March 9, 2020

Nessie

Greater than the epic fail, the Nessie Fail or Epic Nessie. Commonly used within reference to Scottish Failures

You just NESSIE FAILED!

You Epic Nessie!!!

Just give up and accept failure Nessie!!

Or Do a Nessie!

by Prophets Of Norris! September 7, 2009