Alpine Nesting Syndrome

ANS is a serious condition discovered by doctors in 1972. Symptoms of ANS vary, from picking up twigs and leaves with your mouth to sprouting 'feathers' and sitting on said nests for weeks at a time waiting for your young to hatch, but there is no young because you are crazy. There is no cure for ANS, you have to live with this disease forever.
Currently, ANS patients are being held hostage in China and are being used to breed genetically mutated birds of war for the chinese government. Any patient found to have ANS is shipped against their will to China to continue this experiment. Some may be shipped to N.Korea to aid in nuclear testing.

wow that guy has got a severe case of Alpine Nesting Syndrome, what a deuche

by RapetheWalrus November 1, 2006

Nesting

The phenomenon involves two people. One person has an enema. Then, a pvc tube is place in the anus of each participant. A tube with a thinner wall is ideal. The participant who has not had the enema poops through the tube so their poop enters the other participant’s anus. Now, participant #2 keeps the dookie from the other participant in his rectum, sometimes for days. This is known as nesting. Or “nesting” someone’s poopy.

I feel such a strong connection to my lover while I’m nesting his dookie.

by Pseudo Poopy October 27, 2020

nessiness

1. random stuff or things.

Ugh, I can't go the movies, I have all this nessiness that i must take care of.

by rock the casbah March 31, 2005

nerlin

shit hot guy from NY with evil sense of humour and phenominal kitty licking prowess

HoOh my gawd no one licks puss like you nerlin!!

by evilemily March 3, 2005

Nesting

Surrounding yourself with pillows, blankets or stuffed animals.

Building a plush nest typically when lonely, stressed, or craving attention.

I miss my partner so I've been nesting on my bed.

by Meashy April 28, 2019

Neflings

-any number or combination of nieces and nephews.

"I am visiting my neflings this weekend."

by Kat77 June 5, 2013

nepling

A gender neutral word for a sibling's child. Derived from the Latin root words for niece and nephew, neptis and nepos.

"I got to see my neplings over the holidays. They've grown up so much!"

by Rehtse2 December 26, 2020