by kadatz May 11, 2010
Get the half-naked mug.Naked smack down (noun-verb) usually occurs when one of the guys in your group decides to get completely naked when you and the fellas are together hanging out. Most times a slap will be thrown by the naked man at and/or towards a fully clothed member of the party. This prompts that member of the friend group to also get completely naked and so on and so forth. This practice is extremely dangerous and will usually result in many palm sized welts on your butt and back. Naked smack down are completely unannounced so always be on the look out for the most liable member of your friend group.
Terry: Hey what happened at Tommy’s the other night? I heard someone ended up in the hospital.
Larry: Yeah Brett decided to start naked smack down and Ray got caught in the eye by Harry’s testicles when he was trying to choke slam Dylan.
Terry: Gnarly! Ray’s wife is gonna be pissed!
Larry: Yeah Brett decided to start naked smack down and Ray got caught in the eye by Harry’s testicles when he was trying to choke slam Dylan.
Terry: Gnarly! Ray’s wife is gonna be pissed!
by Leland Bruce January 29, 2023
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by Decarie Black June 28, 2011
Get the Nigger Naked mug.1. noun - cockblocking maneuver involving the unauthorized entry of an unclothed male into a room occupied by two or more people currently hooking up or having intercourse. the 'ninja' employs dramatic body action (e.g. jumping into a room with wide open arms) and a verbal cue (e.g. "naked ninja!")
Additional Notes: It could in theory be done by a female but such action might be desirable.
2. verb - the act of being a naked ninja
Additional Notes: It could in theory be done by a female but such action might be desirable.
2. verb - the act of being a naked ninja
Step 1. Remove all clothing
Step 2. Find a bedroom where two people are hooking up or having intercourse
Step 3. Subtly determine if the door is unlocked, if it is unlocked go to step 4, if not, go to step 3a.
Step 3a. Unlock the door by any means necessary while preserving the element of surprise
Step 4. Throw the door wide open
Step 5. Leap into the room with a signature body gesture and scream "naked ninja" ensuring that your genitals are in plain view.
Step 6. Run like Hell
Step 2. Find a bedroom where two people are hooking up or having intercourse
Step 3. Subtly determine if the door is unlocked, if it is unlocked go to step 4, if not, go to step 3a.
Step 3a. Unlock the door by any means necessary while preserving the element of surprise
Step 4. Throw the door wide open
Step 5. Leap into the room with a signature body gesture and scream "naked ninja" ensuring that your genitals are in plain view.
Step 6. Run like Hell
by Strider Hiryu April 20, 2006
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A local legend from Des Plaines Illinois once achieved this feat and attained the coveted title of "Town Drunk." A Naked Luke was born.
by Bigguyforty4 June 26, 2008
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Get the Ralph Nader mug.An event held annually at Tufts University during which students get naked and run around the Residential Quad on either the last day of classes or the first day of reading period.
Mary was going crazy thinking about finals, so she let off some steam by participating in the Naked Quad Run.
by bleedair December 11, 2006
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