mythicalcode

A programmer who writes legendary code. This code is written by the coding legends of the legends. If you want to be a mythicalcode, you have to submit your code to the heavens, where it will be verified by the holiest of the holies. A mythicalcode also has numerous other advantages such as extra brain neurons, a bit more IQ than a regular human (only a 1000 IQ more, nothing major), and a tendency of attracting more girls.

Employer: Mythicalcode! You're hired!

* meanwhile in the changing room *
Employer's Wife: Aahhh, aahh, not there! Ahhhhhhh!
Employer's Wife: No wait, I'm going to burst! Ahh, feels so good. Nooo!
Mythicalcode: From now on... you are MINE.

by MythicalCode_ August 4, 2018

Mythical Wenis

A mythical creature often found roaming throughout the woods scavaging for berries. Can easily be identified by its colorful scat and a horrid sulfur smell. Answers to the name "Raymond"

Wow, I think a see a mythical Wenis over there!

by color gaurd April 15, 2012

Mythical steve

Is a man no one knows! he comes in and leaves a microwave and disappears with his chunky fat friend who is a complete knob, you could refer to him as flubber!he has a lady friend, with whom he resides. he has no definable personality as we don't actually know who he is!

dude, i saw mythical steve today, or did i? i don't actually know what he looks like!

by an individual in society! December 11, 2004

mythical beast

a mythical beast is where you rub your asshole with a power ranger toy while looking at the lockness monster mate with a snail and you also listen to whales moaning

kid:i like doing mythical beast

by dr hitla asshole May 24, 2018

mythical perfect storm

A legendary state that exists only in Rob's mind that states that one owns all three magic monkeys (A, D and M).

Rob is delusional in his thoughts that he has the mythical perfect storm.

by RCole February 13, 2008

Mythical asshole

The act of an individual being an asshole- but it's difficult to prove or to provide proof. He said she said situations usually constitute one as a mythical asshole. Typically this phrasing is acknowledge with x-husbands, shitty boyfriends & narcissistic bosses.

I couldn't get through to Troy during our conversation- I don't know why, but he was being a complete mythical asshole.

by Nerdymama September 12, 2015

Mythical lancey

A awesome guy and friend always likes hanging out with people

Your a mythical lancey

by Mythical lancey June 12, 2017