myspace investigation

To find out details about somebody's life by looking at their myspace.

"I was wondering if Joe was still dating Jane, so I did some myspace investigation and found out they broke up."

by lc30890 October 13, 2008

myspace talk

When you write as if your a spastic.

eg of myspace talk
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0mG gUyZ!%@$^ ToTzz cMn+ m@ n3w PiiCTuR3z!!!!!!!!!! y3WwwwwW illie mYsPacE!!!!!!!!!

by kasfrana January 8, 2009

MySpace lunge

The action of hastily trying to stop the music some websites, as typified by MySpace, start playing at you when they're opened.

Man, I did a MySpace lunge when I looked at your new site. Why did you have to make it a music-playing Flash piece of crap?

by masjavel February 9, 2009

Drunk MySpacing

Writing emails, posting comments, bulletins, or blogs on MySpace when inebriated. There is typically a moment of remorse the next morning.

"I'm sorry I commented you with that hardcore porn. I was drunk myspacing again. Don't tell Tom."

by Tacoma Finish January 8, 2009

myspace jackin

MySpace jackin happens when a dude finds a really hot picture of a girl and, you guessed it, pleasures him self to it

Last night, Jeff decided not to go out, but spent an hour MySpace jackin to some pictures of an underage girl that he didn't even know

by Turbo_86 August 19, 2006

Myspace

a place for stalking with consent

Guy1: "Hey, um, aren't you on myspace?"
Girl2: "Yeah...fucking stalker..."

by L0ve_Kills March 30, 2005

myspace

Absolutely pointless "networking tool" that high school students overuse in an attempt to gain and then flaunt popularity. A potentially useful dating/networking tool for adults gone awry because it became a contest to see who could get the most "friends" added... (and by friends I mean other insecure teenagers adding you back in order to increase THEIR OWN friends count). An addiction where you must sign on every .3232134 seconds to see if anyone posted a comment, sent you a message, or put up a bulletin (to tell them to check out their new "hawt sexy pics!" a horrible pixelated shot of an underdeveloped highschool freshman in their underwear trying their best to make a seductive face)

Add me on myspace so my popularity can soar!

by Allie March 24, 2005