Muppet

A person who sings or plays in a band.
Used to describe people that entertain other people but in reality there such making a fool of them selfs.

That band is a bunch of muppets!

by Martin (J) May 3, 2008

Muppet

One of multiple screen names of a person who is flooding a forum with their views in duplicate.

The forum is flooded with Muppets tonight, can I get a witness?

by Eric th' Red April 2, 2009

Muppet

The sincerest form of flattery for a fuckboy, e.g a cuter way of referring to a total tool as a fuckboy.

Lydia: dude , is such a muppet.
Maria: why happened?
Lydia: well apparently Muppet's ex girlfriend complained to him that I added her without knowing her so now muppet is whining about it.
Maria: it is FB, you can add anyone you want! I thought you said this guy was mad chill and that you wanted to be friends with him.

Lydia': not anymore. A real friend would hear my side and understand what free will means. Instead muppet chose to listen to who he once called "his crazy ex" over me. Game over, muppet

by girlswho'sgothegoods May 30, 2016

Muppet

Noun: term of endearment for close friends, often in a form of banter.

Noun: a general insulting term to describe an undesirable person.

“Tomaselli just failed his math quiz because he didn’t study. He’s such a muppet.”

by TTPN March 2, 2018

Muppet

A word in British slang which describes an individual who is to be "Crushed with a fistful of Crumpets"

OMG you stupid Muppet commit scouter ankle

by Yung Musacuminada May 4, 2019

Muppet

A person who does stupid and often retarted things

Look at Gary, he just popped a stiffy in front of his cousin. What a muppet

by Jiffyjustpoppedastiffy May 18, 2019

muppet

an idiot who chats the most bs and acts hard but dont do shit

tim: dereks a muppet
tom: twat

by PowerRangerNeek1 January 22, 2020