Mungus

Mung-gus
-adjective

1. an abbreviation for humongous

2. something very large in size or amount

3. an insult of the highest degree

"Look at his giant, mungus afro! He looks like a walking microphone!"

"How dare you call me that! Atleast I'm not a mungus..."

by Prodigy1120 February 22, 2009

Hugh Mungus

Very Large Person

Hey, im Hugh Mungus

by Vinny Eoh April 10, 2019

Mungus

mustard + fungus = mungus

ex1: OMG! look at the cat with mustard and fungus on him.... he has mungus all over him... how disgusting!... *puke*... ewwww now its mungus with puke... that poor dead cat in the middle of the highway with fungus mustard (mungus) and puke.

ex2: omg! dont eat the mungus!... who would eat mushrooms with mustard!?

by Gerianne January 15, 2005

mucus wipe

The mucus wipe is performed to a female who has mucus deficiency in her pussy. The male blows his nose into the girl’s pussy and wipes his nose using her pussy lips.

Jeremy should get the Nobel Peace Prize for helping out mucus deficient women by performing the mucus wipe.

by Jeremy Ross December 15, 2008

Mungus

A quiet man who helps Jimmy Fallon on his late night show by carting various things on stage.

Fallon: What's your name?
Mungus: Mungus.
*awkward silence*
*audience laughter*

by Stiverton August 3, 2009

mucus wipe

The mucus wipe is performed to a female who has mucus deficiency in her pussy. The male blows his nose into the girl’s pussy and wipes his nose using her pussy lips.

Jeremy should get the Nobel Peace Prize for helping out mucus deficient women by performing the mucus wipe.

by Jeremy Ross December 15, 2008

fanny mucus

mucus made by the womens vagina much like when you get a greenie in your throat.

girl, your ##### just sneezed snot all over my face!!!!

by bob March 30, 2004