mums the word

to keep quiet about something; my lips are sealed.
mum means mmmmmm (the sound made when putting your lips together)
came from Shakespeare quote:
"Seal up your lips and give no words but mum."

person 1: "Please don't tell anyone about my affair."

person 2: "Don't worry i won't. Mums the word."

by bnm15 July 4, 2009

Mussy

Man Pussy. Mangina

Cory likes to eat lots of Mussy!

by -KiNg-TuT- August 1, 2003

mumpy

Derived from the British word for mother, mum, "mumpy" is a word which is also used for mother, in an affectionate way.

"Mumpy! What's for dinner?"

by Twiglette August 17, 2007

mumsnet

skanks who wouldn't know sarcasm if it bit them on the flange. munting enthusiasts to a (wo)man.

wow, you're a real winner. I bet you're on mumsnet.

by sue_denim March 15, 2010

crusty mummy

when a girl is asleep, a man ejaculates on her eyes overnight, resulting in crusting over so she cannot open her eyes in the morning

"it took me 4 hours to get my vision back after that crusty mummy"

by mike March 26, 2005

Honey Mummy

An older woman who provides for younger boys/men. Similar to a Sugar Mummy, but sweeter.

Guy A: What is your milf paying for that tonite?
Guy B: Yea BRo, thats my Honey Mummy. After, we gonna go home and imma hit that throne.

Guy 1: Whoa damn! You got all this from that milf?
Guy 2: Yea Bro! thats my Honey Mummy, in return, my bee hits that hive.

A: Whoa damn! that milf is damn fine!
B: Yea Bro, I two-stone-one-bird that, thats my Honey Mummy.

by brad17 April 17, 2009

Mummy Hand

The process of wrapping your hand in toilet paper in hopes of breaking fecal matter that was too large flush in half; there in turn making it to easily flush-able turds.

I had to mummy hand that shit get it to go down!

by Skull68 March 3, 2010