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fancy mumsies

Is another name for artisanal beer. It's derived from that stupid band Mumford and Sons whose fans tend to be of the hipster doofus crowd who wear bowlers and suspenders , have handle bar mustaches and top knotsand tattoos of pennyfarthings. They tend to drink only fancy beers out of flip top bottles.
Hey Cny pass me one of those mumsies, I hate these banquet beers.

Hey Geebs, these fancy mumsies will drink great on the back of the boat. Fuck yeah.

H9 is on beer duty, put those mumsers in the locker room, they will be awesome when we get off the ice.
by GEEBS70 January 8, 2017
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dragged mums

ONG, ON MUMMYS LIFE, ON PATS LIFE, ON MY LIFE, NO CAP, I SWEAR ON MY TURTLES LIFE
I just aborted a foetus lmao dragged mums
Bart just burnt his hand on my grill and then he got his knee amputated dragged mums
by evabeaver October 13, 2022
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Fry your mums eggs

An insult used as a come back when in a verbal fight.
Garry: Your a dick!
Ben: Im going to fry your mums eggs!
by Onedayyouwillusethisinsult March 20, 2010
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Mumple

When a blowjob is so hard the receiver's penis get bitten off by the giver, is swallowed, digested, reformed in the intestines and then comes out of the vagina and is used as a strap-on.
Wow, Mary gave me an amazing mumple last night!
by Louism8 October 20, 2014
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Mumph

Used to express reluctance or disinterest in carryinng out an activity that is undesired.
by Ted December 2, 2003
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mumphing

diggin up a corpse, affixing your friends lips to any sphinkter, and stomping on the stomach to send a (not-so) fresh shot of bodily contents into their mouth.
mumphing is a favorite passtime of the saxon footballers
by hawk March 26, 2005
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mumsy

another way of saying mummy.
can be more affectionate or used when the child wants something, usually money.

Or a way to describe something your mother would say or do.
mumsy?? can i please, please borrow 20 quid....ill pay you back!

Gawd, im totally knackerood....oh dear that was a rather mumsy thing to say.
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