Multichatting

Simultaneously having an online IM chat with several people while also sitting within conversation distance of said people in real life, especially on Facebook.

Random guy: Hey, what are you guys all laughing about?

Chatting guy: We're all multichatting on Facebook.
(gets a message)
Chatting guy: LOL, he totally does!

by The Green Pirate April 4, 2011

mulch around the sugar shack

Taking a dump around a type 2 diabetic while they sleep on your farm.

Hey! Billy Bob's gotta mulch around the sugar shack before it gets too cold!

by TioLeo December 4, 2022

Mulch Nap

A deep and disorienting nap; refreshing but not permanent like a dirt nap would be.

I took a mulch nap after work and woke up at 8pm thinking that I was late for work the next day.

by DB0380 April 20, 2023

Hannah Mutch

An asshat crackhead that really loves meat sticks, it's not that bad and loves asking people for too much pop & cries about icicles.

Why the fuck is that asshat crying about icicles, must be a Hannah Mutch

by Fedora Boi February 10, 2020

The Bigger Mulch

Similar to The Big Mulch, and The Big Large, it is a devastating insult.

History class is The Bigger Mulch today

by Mulcher2003 May 24, 2019

Munching on mulch

A sexual act where one licks the butthole of another.

Munching on mulch is Victor’s favorite thing to do after his girlfriend takes a shit.

by Mulch muncher May 30, 2023

mutches

How many mutual friends you have with someone on a certain social network.

Who the hell is this person who wants to be my friend? Somehow we have like 440 mutches. Stalker.

by thefoldrock January 12, 2011