Muffaletta

Same as a muffuletta! This is an adopted Spanglish variation of puñeta to refer to masturbating a vagina by inserting fingers or an object in it! It can be done on oneself or by a partner.

Luisa gave herself a muffaletta with an eggplant until she came and sprayed the Siamese cat laying in front of her!

by Jesus Fabian Celis Iuit June 23, 2023

el miffo

A crazy mexican version of miffy. More crazy then the normal miffy. Gets fucked up on tequila shots and abuses partners. Smashes tacos and yurns for cum sauce

"fuck she got real el miffoed last night and through the poor little boy through the kitchen door"

by henryhenryhenderson October 17, 2015

Mangy Muff

An old, hairy vagina marked by well worn usage and sporadic bald spotting of the pubic hair.

Little Donny happen to spot his naked grandmother coming out of the shower. Her mangy muff startled him and scarred him for several months. Every time he went to wank one out it was all he could envision.

by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2015

stinky muff

an abnormally putrid smelling vagina, usually on a woman who tends to “get around”

can also be used in a sports setting, used to berate and antagonize a referee

Hocking: “Hey ref, I heard your wife has a stinky muff!”

Trudell: “Hey, knock it off with the stinky butts!”

by Jimbo19 March 25, 2019

muff punch

in a girl on girl fight, a punch to the pussy

angie kicked this girls ass when she gave her a muff punch

by 77transam August 28, 2006

Muff Dunker

General slang for a lesbian. It comes from the act of one lesbian 'dunking' ones face into another's 'muff' or vagina.
This is also a term for a guy who eats a lot of pussy.

'Dude, don't... I think she's a muff dunker'

' "Hey I hear Larry's gettin action now!"

"Serious?!"

"Yeah he's a regular muff dunker!"

by Cayk September 20, 2010

E muff

An English muffin

Yo can I get a bacon egg and cheese E muff?

by Nerd brigade June 14, 2018