Muff Snorkeling

Similar to Muff Diving, however, this form of oral sex requires straws through the nose to aid in breathing.

"I was giving her great oral, but needed to switch over to muff snorkeling after about 30 minutes."

by CDuFF105 August 22, 2008

Mangy Muff

An old, hairy vagina marked by well worn usage and sporadic bald spotting of the pubic hair.

Little Donny happen to spot his naked grandmother coming out of the shower. Her mangy muff startled him and scarred him for several months. Every time he went to wank one out it was all he could envision.

by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2015

Muff Truffles

Fecal remnant that are smeared and adhered to a females pubes and vaginal region after wiping her ass incorrectly from back to front.

I was going down on Rachel last night and had to stop due to all the muff truffles and made her take a shower. She's nasty.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

stinky muff

an abnormally putrid smelling vagina, usually on a woman who tends to “get around”

can also be used in a sports setting, used to berate and antagonize a referee

Hocking: “Hey ref, I heard your wife has a stinky muff!”

Trudell: “Hey, knock it off with the stinky butts!”

by Jimbo19 March 25, 2019

muff punch

in a girl on girl fight, a punch to the pussy

angie kicked this girls ass when she gave her a muff punch

by 77transam August 28, 2006

Muff Dunker

General slang for a lesbian. It comes from the act of one lesbian 'dunking' ones face into another's 'muff' or vagina.
This is also a term for a guy who eats a lot of pussy.

'Dude, don't... I think she's a muff dunker'

' "Hey I hear Larry's gettin action now!"

"Serious?!"

"Yeah he's a regular muff dunker!"

by Cayk September 20, 2010

E muff

An English muffin

Yo can I get a bacon egg and cheese E muff?

by Nerd brigade June 14, 2018