Maryland Mozzarella

the left over crusty cum that was left on your penis after masterbating.

When i was giving him a blowjob, i realized he had Maryland Mozzarella! i didn’t know he masterbated that much! gross.

by king JUULian September 03, 2018

Mozzarella Stick

Mozzarella Stick
Verb

The act of two uncircumcised men with smegma docking to create a tube of dick cheese
Noun

A tube of dick cheese created by docking

Yo Thomas wanna come over and make a mozzarella stick

by Thunderblunder April 24, 2025

Mozzarella Stick

An extremely derogatory term used for people from Sicily. Do not use it!

Nick is such a mozzarella stick.
Daaaamn

by Guido103 May 31, 2014

Mozzarella Stick

When you take a girls shit and cut out the middle and ejaculate inside the hole. Then, the girl or yourself must eat it.

I made my girlfriend a mozzarella stick last night, it tasted awesome!

by garfield god 4 March 01, 2022

Mozzarella stick

Uncircumcised penis

“I heard he got a little mozzarella stick

by urbanasthetic November 22, 2017

The Mozzarella Stick

The Mozzarella Stick is when you masturbate after eating an entire family size bag of Cheetos and then get a blowjob.

Sally came over last night when i was eating some Cheetos then i gave her The Mozzarella Stick it's not easy being cheesy.

by Chester The Cheeto December 11, 2019

mozzarella

A really, really fit girl.

You’re a total fresh mozzarella.

by mommaemakesmeshakeass July 03, 2021