Lawn Mower

Pot head who smokes all the weed at the kickback and never repays you

"Did you see andi smoke all of cj's weed"?
"Yeah man that guy's a fuckin lawn mower"

by Harold Oscar March 3, 2018

Lawn Mower

A machine used by your neighbors that IS SO GODDAMN LOUD I SWEAR TO GOD IT UNLEASHES 69420 SCREAMING DEMONS FROM HELL

It also cuts grass.

Person 1: I was going to fix my sleep schedule but the person next to us is using a lawn mower.
Person 2: Yep, that's life for you.

by ThatBOIIIIIIIII December 15, 2019

Minnesota Mower

The act of grabbing your partners legs, while partner remains faced down, arms extended. You forcefully thrust your member into them while pushing them like a wheel barrel until their arms give out, resulting in rug burn on the forehead.

kimmie was so excited to do yard work but it was raining so Captain D gave her the Minnesota mower to fulfill her needs.

by Captain D’s salty solutions! October 28, 2020

Lawn Mower Laugh

A lawn mower laugh is a type of guardrail screech that sounds like a car starting.

This is a lawn mower laugh.Says a joke,"NH NH NH NH NH" SO FUNNY "NH NH NH NH NH"

by Un-Virgined Oil April 7, 2021

Mexican Mower

Where You Helicopter Your Dick Out Side While your neighbor makes deep eye contact with you

Friend: Dude Me And My Neighbor did the Mexican Mower Yesterday
You: Whats a Mexican Mower?
Friend: Where You Helicopter Your Dick Out Side While your neighbor makes deep eye contact with you

by JoeyCanTSee December 5, 2021

Sea mower potato

It’s a manatee - Did you know they eat the grass in the ocean?! Now ya do.

Thanks to the sea mower potato’s, I was able to spot more shells while snorkeling

by manateefactgurl October 12, 2023

Cuban lawn mower

When a guy bites a girls pubes off

Girl: "my gooch hurts!"

Girl (friend) : "wtf why?"

Girl: "johnny gave me a Cuban lawn mower last night"

Girl (friend) : "that's kinky!"

by Trinidad James d May 17, 2014