Mossberg

Company who produces fine weapons, specializing in shotguns.

Alex: I feel sorry for the guy who breaks into my house
Chris: why?
Alex: Because my Mossberg M500 will leave a gap between his kidneys.

by Alex Hatchock July 19, 2005

Randy Moss

1. One of the best receivers to ever play in the NFL.

2. Very high quality marijuana. It does not actually have to resemble the squishy plant found on trees.

1. Glitter, glisten, gloss, floss
I catch a beat running like Randy Moss -Killer Mike, The Whole World

2. We need to pull a Belichick and get us some of that Randy Moss.

by J. Willis March 27, 2008

mossie

(Australian Slang)

A Mosquito.

pl. 'mossies'

"What's up jake?"
"I just got bitten by a mossie."

by Bob Hu January 8, 2004

Moss Boggin

Anal intercourse with an anus lacking cleanliness and a pleasing appearance. Hair, lint, and dingle berries are usually present as well as an offensive odor. Upon retraction from the anus one will usually find trace amounts of Peat Moss on their penis.

Man, last night I was feeding it to The Fat Smelly Girl. I was balls deep, Moss Boggin for hours....It was Filthy.

by G-T-G-Benny June 9, 2011

Moses Malone

The act of giving a blow job while wearing safety goggles resembling former NBA star Moses Malone while the receiver is on the toilet taking a shit.

She opened the bathroom door while I was taking a shit and offered to give me a blumkin, I handed her som goggles and requested a Moses Malone instead.

by Moses Malone 2 March 26, 2017

Moss Goodlass

Moss Goodlass: A man who is a dumb bitch

"Moss you dumb fucking bitch" Anthony exclaimed as Moss Goodlass entered the room.

by MoaSky June 7, 2019

Hallway Moses

Someone who has an uncanny ability to clear a path through massive amounts of people in any hallway. This person is usually accompanied by any combination of bad attitude, bad odor, or clinical obesity.

Kid 1: Man, you see that guy Ryan over there?
Kid 2: Yeah, i wouldn't want to get in his way, he's a regular hallway moses.

by L Dangereux March 19, 2009