mostestest

The biggest word when describing something, usually used when describing how much you love someone.

“I love you the most”
“I love you the mostest”
“Well then I love you the mostestest”

by floweregui December 19, 2017

Mosley Bentai

Mosley Bentai is a frickin great place to drink

Mosley Bentai is fancy

by Digtasy April 4, 2019

Mosted

Mosted: noun; a dating technique that’s a subclass of ghosting. Instead of completely disappearing after a short period or one night stand, the moster deeply engages with the victim, becomes very invested and appears to be very I retested in them before disappearing completely. Also see: asshole, scumbag, piece of shit.

That son of a bitch took me to his sister’s wedding then mosted me.

by ronisgenius May 16, 2018

mostest

The next level after best, can be used to win verbal arguments. Not technically a word (yet)

ali: i miss you
giancarlo: i miss you more
ali: i miss you most
giancarlo: i miss you mostest

by flipperdoodledandy November 14, 2011

mosley

When a guy goes hunting with a girl then proceeds to have sex with her doggie style, while fucking her he has his gun on her back. When a deer walks by he grabs his gun and fires a round into the deer and girl simultaneously due to all the excitement.

My friend Andy went hunting the other day with his girl and pulled a mosley, he got a 8 pointer out of the deal.

by Jeff Briggs April 1, 2009

mistletoe

The only plant that legally allows you to mouth rape your co-worker at the Christmas party

Joe- Mary totally got mouth raped under the mistletoe at the Christmas party.
Fred- yeah it was awesome. And totally legal!

by jjfred July 4, 2010

Moseley

Tall, white male, often with a large penis, lots of money, and often well respected for his kindness and generosity.

Matthew is such a Moseley, everyone loves him, and his family thinks the world of him.

by funnyguyfmc July 20, 2011