moocow

My awesome ass cat's name.
Guarantee it, he's better than your cat.
He's also way cooler.

He is cow patterned, he has a huge black splotch on his head and the black splotches on his butt make a thong shape out of the white. Two of his toes are black, his eyes are orange-gold, there's a spot on his left nostrils and his tongue is also cow spotted. He IS TEH SHIZZAY!

Me: AWWEH, kitty!!
MooCow: Meorh?
Me: Yes yeeeuuuu!
MooCow: Merf.
Me: DONTCHU 'MERF' ME!!!
MooCow: *looks up at me, looks at his paw, looks up at me again* MERF.
Me: AGH! You are SO not sleeping in my bed tonight!
MooCow: ...merf.

by Angeleah May 14, 2008

Moroccan Handshake

This is when you grab a person from behind (preferably buttocks) and shake it like it's a hand.

Leticia walked into the bar and saw her boyfriend's ex-wife, Victoria standing there with some male friends. Leticia walked up to Victoria and gave her a Moroccan Handshake and winked to the men. This lightened the mood for Leticia and created havoc with Victoria.

by nycapbarista February 28, 2009

Morosoft

A smart person who doesn't know what they are doing. (A smart idiot)

Person 1: *Gets a license*
Person 2: Wow! You're really smart!
Person 1: Aw... Thanks!
Person 2: Can you help me study for my license?
Person 1: Sure! *Tries to help you study but doesn't remember anything*
Person 2: Wow. You're such a morosoft.

by MidnightRider2000 November 14, 2013

Moroccan Margarita

Pomegranate molasses + tequila + triple sec + lime juice.

Moroccan Margarita needs pomegranate molasses, essential to making this delicious cocktail: thick-bodied essence of freshly squeezed pomegranate seeds called in Jordan 'dibbs el romman' that I generously add on everything (try it with your omelette!), and comes cheap around here, but the cocktailing result is one of the best tequila-based ones ever!

by hammer---;, hytham June 6, 2007

moroon

n., constructed using the words moron and baboon. Used mainly for brutish persons, boors who aren't too clever either.

Watch it, moroon. That's my second drink you tipped over.

by 3P May 25, 2008

Moroccan Salad

Basically herb, tobe and hash smoked in anyway. Similar to a zepplin.

Stoner A- "yo i found some hash, wanna add it to the mix?"
Stoner B- " fuck yeah Moroccan Salad!"

by fraugrasse July 20, 2018

Moroccan conference

One man/woman takes a shit on the toilet as normal. Another person of the same sex sits on the others lap facing the first person and takes a shit in the same toilet between their legs.

Where are Wade and Dave? They’re in the bathroom on a Moroccan Conference.

by The Moroccan Sultan May 17, 2019