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Mormon Meth

Sugar is Mormon Meth as the Mormon's eat baked goods like its an addictive drug, and its the only drug they are allowed to have as they do not drink alcohol or caffeine.
by Roger Jeyar January 16, 2020
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parking moron

A person who takes up more parking space than is needed for his car, so that other people cannot park alongside.
Guy1: Hey, look, this moron parked his ass between the spots! There was a space for four cars - now it's just two!

Guy2: Yeah, these parking morons must be punished... Why don't you flatten his tires?
by fabiana November 17, 2009
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tough moron

someone who is a moron but also possesses uncompromising determination and is capable of enduring strain, hardship, or severe labor
Check out that guy carrying the steel 55-gallon drum down the block even though he could be rolling it. He is one tough moron!
by BlobbyBlob May 13, 2010
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Upper Merion

A shithole place. This place has a poverty, property crime rate, and crime rate overall, increasing each year. The schools are only good for academics but most of the classes are hardly taught, because of the kids behavior.
Man 1 “ Bro aren’t you from Lower Merion?”
Man 2 “ No Upper Merion.”
Man 1 “ Ew”
by JVon543 September 23, 2019
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Moron's dozen

I broke three of my eggs and ended up with a moron's dozen!

We went to the donut shop, but only had enough money for a moron's dozen.
by kloiterra August 9, 2010
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The Mormon 500

A derogatory term used to describe rush hour traffic in and around the Salt Lake City area.

Utah's highways are shitty and inadequate. Also, Utah drivers are traditionally dumb-ass, inconsiderate assholes. Everyone (EVERYONE) drives well above the posted limit of 65mph.
"I would have gotten here sooner but I got trapped in The Mormon 500."

"We left at 2:00 as to avoid The Mormon 500."
by NegativeJZ January 27, 2008
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Morinville

A boring town where everyone that lives here wants to get out. The people stay the same, and meeting new people is hard, considering everyone knows everyone. The people that live here often are crazy mofo's, and like to party every weekend. Heck even on weekdays. There is nothing better to do then party it up everyday,
I feel like being bored, let's go to Morinville!
by BeanerGreener March 15, 2009
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