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Mooch

noun: mooch; plural noun: mooches

A Mooch is a specific unit of measurement denoting ten (10) days of employment. The word is a Eponymously named after Anthony Scaramucci who was employed as the White House Communications Director in the U.S. President Trump administration for ten (10) days.
"I've been at my new place of employment for one mooch and I can tell that it is going to work out just fine!"

"Carl certainly has his life together. He's been employed at a Whitley Penn for over 180 mooches."

"I've been trying to suck my own cock for the past mooch; however, I haven't even managed to get just the tip."
by RomulusAugustus August 3, 2017
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mooch

A scab or freeloader who comes to your house uninvited and overstays his welcome (For more than about 3 days) and proceeds to eat all your food, stink up your bathroom, take all your drugs and just generally leech all the blood from your body during their stay.
"Don't let John in again, he is the biggest moocher."
"Your'e not coming over if your'e going to mooch again!"
by Anonymous July 9, 2003
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Moochka

Melissa Anelli's evil cat. John Noe (known for his love of Dawlish, the auror) often refers to Moochka when something evil needs to be done. She is a running joke with the live audience of PotterCast; if someone needs to be punished, Moochka is released!
"How dare they set back Half Blood Prince! Let's get Moochka on 'em!"
by pottergirl66 May 3, 2009
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Moosh

MOOSH is an official key word that Olga Kay uses in her show on youtube
The world is originated from her cat named MUSHKA.
i moosh you; hello mooshers
by grundygirl April 15, 2010
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moochmate

A jobless, alcoholic roommate where YOU provide shelter, heating and air conditioning, running water, and you even feed the SOB, without receiving a dime from them. Typically, they steal from you to support their cigarette and alcohol addictions.
No, he's not my visiting brother-in-law, he's our moochmate; been here 2 years.
by Makooch February 23, 2014
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moochin nigga

When a nigga is high and he tries to mooch. Moochin niggas will try and mooch anything: food, drinks, jackets, hats, and more. Moochin niggas are nice when they are sober but when they are high they become a real pain in the ass cause they always tryna mooch your shit.
Henry: Yo can i get some of those Kidd valley fries? I’m hella hungry.

Me: Yo Henry chill out you just ate two orders of fries when we were in the restaurant and now you tryna mooch my shit? You really have become a moochin nigga.
by Moochinnigga123 August 16, 2019
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door mooch

Standing outside a locked door until someone either comes through it and lets you in or comes up behind you and allows you to slip in behind them. Common practice in the college dorm setting.
Tom was going to let Anna into his dorm, but she had already door mooched her way to the third floor.
by nukid1 September 20, 2010
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