monsterrat

sum lil gay nigga bitch

yo i just had hot anal sex with the gay nigga bitch monsterrat and she was hella lil

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Manstration

When she just got back from a week at her grandmother's house and hasn't been touched in forever so you just take one for the team and after like the sixth time in a half hour that you've cummed it doesn't even feel good at all it's just incredibly painful but you keep going because she's still horny and finally on the seventh time when your dick is just shouting out "STOP STOP" you have a weak hellaciously painful nothing of an ejaculation and realize that blood just came out your dick.

Doctor: You've ruptured your vas diverenze, seminal vescicals, popped one testical and backed up your epididimus with coagulated blood and seman. if you have sex again in the next year you will die. How did this happen?

You: Manstration

by The Lonliet Monk January 11, 2008

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MANSTRATING

when a man has taken it hard in the ass and needs to wear a kotex to absorb the fluids,is in a bitchy mood and won't have sex for a week

what is that lump in his shorts,he must be manstrating. that poor bastaed

by JEFF KOWALSKI March 13, 2008

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monstar shop

Small venue in Phoenix, AZ know for catering to the underground rap crowd, specifically Juggalos. Apart from being a concert area it doubles as a retail store for various underground horrorcore/acid rap artists.

The ONLY store in Arizona that sales Faygo.

What did the Ninja say to the Juggalo? "Wanna head up to the Monstar Shop in Phoenix to grab a couple Faygo cream sodas homie?"

by Grhyme January 16, 2008

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Pac-Menstrate

A creature of the green blob family, most closely related to the Ass Goblin . Feasts on the discarded placenta and uteran lining of hot american women between 14 and 50. Lives a fufilled life in alleigence with Dallas rock band Next Day Fight, forever engaged battle with its mortal enemy The YeastMaster .

That Pac-Menstrate bent that bitch right the fuck over. BaBam!

by ryan April 17, 2003

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