Moneeb

a guy who looks 50 but his hands say newborn baby

girl: oh that man is hot i love older guys

guy: hey girl *takes hands from pockets to shake her hand*

girl: woah I didnt know ur a Moneeb, Im not tryna catch a case

by Knock Office September 18, 2019

Des Moines

The capital city of Iowa, also the largest city in Iowa with a metro population of about a half mil (not huge but good sized for the midwest). Contrary to popular belief, not a bad city, ranked #4 for quality of life in the US. Only really bad part is Des Moines is over 80% white, so it's not very "hip."

Dude, are you going to the concert in Des Moines?

by Iowan December 3, 2004

Des Moines Diaper

The act of anal sex with a female that when completed with said act evidence of anal sex is left on the male penis and the said evidence is wiped on the females panties and the female puts the panties back on without knowledge of said evidence.

Dude I fucked that chick from the bar up her ass last night and when we were done I gave her the ole Des Moines Diaper!!

by LIL_MARK June 4, 2009

Des Moines

A fair place to live, with mostly good people/friends and gangstas. Also the breeding grounds for many famous metal bands, such as Slipknot, Stone Sour, and The Murderolls.

I dont live in Des Moines anymore, but I used to.

by ryan45543 July 1, 2006

Des Moines Dip

Works best with the fellatee standing and the fellator kneeling. At the crucial moment, the fellatee pulls the fellator's lower lip out (much like a mailbox) and deposits a load between the cheek and gums.

"Hey Dean, look over by that dumpster. He's givin' her a Des Moines Dip!"

by Ziper December 9, 2007

Moice

When something is so noice that it makes you moist

Bruh that lin Manuel's voice is so moice

by Becca_bearx December 4, 2016

mojeeb

A really cool dude

He's so mojeeb

by Mujifuji December 31, 2016