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medical school

The place where Rich white kids, smart Asian kids, and horny Indian kids come to learn that Biochemistry is the subject of Satan. Oftentimes, these 4 years reflect regret in not learning Korean (to decipher professors) instead of learning Spanish (to decipher your patients). These 4 years are filled with defining "firsts" Ex: First time White Kid A screwed an Asian Girl. First time Indian Kid A got laid period. First time Asian girl tried lesbian porn to pay for her abusive boyfriend's car insurance.
Overall: any prolonged experience that includes alcohol, 8am clinics with rectal exams, lab coats with unexplainable stains, and unsurmountable debt.
I went to Dental School because I did not get into Medical School.

I attend Medical School because my Indian father told me he would send me to India to get married if I didn't.

Did you need a refill for that Vicodin? No problem, I went to medical school for a reason; to become a Board Certified drug dealer.
by dizzlerizzle April 24, 2006
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medical

Yo, did you hear that new Biggie joint? That shit is MEDICAL son!!!!
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medical terminology

an absurd blend of dog Latin, anglicized Greek, and bastardized mumbo-jumbo fragments of various other languages used by physicians and wannabe physicians solely for the purpose of establishing dominance in clinical interactions with those outside the medical community.
The patient came into my office acting like he knew his anus from a hole in the ground, but I threw some medical terminology at him to make him feel uneducated and vulnerable.
by AltLans September 29, 2013
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Johanna Modica

The most beautiful girl in the world. She says she’s not but everyone knows it’s true. Probably would make you day if you talked to her. Has a tendency to make u smile. She is honestly perfect.
Johanna Modica makes my day every time I talk to her.
by XxquickscopegawdzzzxX May 6, 2019
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Meridian Medical Arts Charter High School

A really badass public, charter, high school located in the not-so-badass town of Meridian, Idaho. It offers a high school education centered around a career in healthcare. Students recieve multiple certifications and college credit. Its staffed by a wonderful group of teachers and filled with hardworking students. Abbreviated MMACHS. Represent.
Guy 1: Hey did you know Joe went to Meridian Medical Arts Charter High School!?
Guy 2: No! Does he wanna be a doctor or somethin'!?
Guy 1: Hell yes! Wish I could be like Joe...
by mmachsawesomeness September 13, 2011
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medical masturbation

Medical cure for blue balls outlawed in many states as a result of the war on penis.

Off the record, the doc can tell you what shit needs to get done.
Patient: Doc, my balls hurt real bad.

Doc: Groovy, it looks like you need the medicine of love.

Patient: ???

Doc: I am prescribing medical masturbation maaaaan.

Patient: I fucking love you!

(Patient hugs Doc)

Doc: Just doing my job.
by M.H.Y. July 25, 2009
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Medical School

The place many see themselves gaining acceptance too, but if smart, divert paths. If one doesn't reach the best conclusion of straying away, they might recieve acceptance. Once acceptance is given, the student must learn and accept the fact that they are no longer the top student of their class, they are merely mid-par.

Students will learn the sciences and strive to please their teachers and study for countless SOM exams and government examinations, and finally exiting the 2 years of condensed MSI-II year study believing that they could potentially make a positive impact on patients lives. MSIII-IV brings about the reality that work normally goes unappreciated. Years of internships and residencies allow the individual to gain further understanding that one should do the bare minimum to avoid law suits and potential complications.
Pre-medical Student : "I really want to enter medical school because of a genuine desire of helping the sick, I'm totally about medical service!"

Me: "You are repressing your actual primary motivator, money. You should divert paths to nursing and become a CRNA.... Make similar amounts with less responsibility and receive a schedule that provides sleep."
by Scott Nakamura March 21, 2010
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