mogging

Mogging:- A sexual practice, where by the moggee ejaculates (or spaff's) in to the palm of his hand and the offers the hand to his partner (the mogger) like one would offer a saucer of milk to a cat (or moggie!). The mogger the laps at the hand full of ejaculate until fully consumed. The moggee should encourage the mogger by stroking the back of their head and making feline noises such as purring or meowing.

That bitch just loves too drink cum, so we tried mogging. She lapped up every last bit!

by BirdsEyeCrew December 15, 2008

Mogging

Mogging is a slang term for the human stain of Brexit politics. It is most often found on the trousers of Eton boys after emissions resulting from intense self satisfaction and the misfortune of others.
A Mogg is to an unpleasant stain.

If you keep up that incessent Mogging you will go blind.
His mogged trousers showed the stains from his efforts from spaffing on kitten heals

by The phylogenist March 28, 2019

Mogging

The act of pumping fists above one's head, in a type of victory dance.

When cornered in a drinking game trying to rhyme with jog, Trent shouted out "mog," and began mogging in triumph.

by JKAB July 3, 2015

Midginge

A Mother that is small, but feisty.

Hey Midginge, Don't let that big punk put you down.

by Myriadne December 16, 2010

mogging

Typically when a person pogs above the speed of sound

I Killed a lightning F.6 and was seen mogging afterwards

by ScrubbyBro September 26, 2020

Monging it

When someone Pompeii’s after to many billies

Sois stop monging it, or I’ll draw on your face again!

by Al Sama Bin Ladin June 12, 2022

mogging-folly

The act of deliberately doing nothing; no matter how many responsibilities or important tasks you have to do, you do a mindless one instead. Leaving you in a constant state or self-destructive tendencies.

Im sorry i didnt do my school work, i just feel very mogging-folly.

by Faesolid November 5, 2022