by villagewarlord3 December 9, 2024
Get the wheres Moatmug. When one’s undergarments are soiled so marvelously that the contents of their excrement travel forward and up, encircling the scrotum. Seen most often during infancy and discovered during a diaper change. However, this predicament is theoretically possible in adulthood when a falsely trusted toot turns into an over achieving shart, becoming more than the unfortunate soul bargained for.
Babe, pass the wipes, a fresh diaper, and a HAZMAT bag our son just gave himself a hefty scrote moat.
*farts and checks* Fuckin’ hell Stephen, I just decimated my chonies! Let’s ditch this party so I can clean up this scrote moat.
*farts and checks* Fuckin’ hell Stephen, I just decimated my chonies! Let’s ditch this party so I can clean up this scrote moat.
by The OG Tigerbeard July 5, 2025
Get the Scrote Moatmug. by Sick my big black willy March 12, 2018
Get the Moatmug. by Gainesville BOB April 14, 2017
Get the MOATmug. Have you heard of our membership? It's the G-MOAT.
by wolfx2 February 11, 2022
Get the G-MOATmug. by Denominator1007 April 28, 2017
Get the swimming the moatmug. A word my little sister says because she can't speak great she says that word for remote also this could just mean you're really bored and looking through urban dictionary because you don't know what the fuck to do
by Supupdog January 28, 2019
Get the Mah-moatmug.