When one’s undergarments are soiled so marvelously that the contents of their excrement travel forward and up, encircling the scrotum. Seen most often during infancy and discovered during a diaper change. However, this predicament is theoretically possible in adulthood when a falsely trusted toot turns into an over achieving shart, becoming more than the unfortunate soul bargained for.
Babe, pass the wipes, a fresh diaper, and a HAZMAT bag our son just gave himself a hefty scrote moat.
*farts and checks* Fuckin’ hell Stephen, I just decimated my chonies! Let’s ditch this party so I can clean up this scrote moat.
*farts and checks* Fuckin’ hell Stephen, I just decimated my chonies! Let’s ditch this party so I can clean up this scrote moat.
by The OG Tigerbeard July 5, 2025
Get the Scrote Moatmug. (noun) symbolistic defensive mechanism in which you separate and surround yourself for protection from attacks, and more specifically from attacks on your French language skills.
by B£ December 1, 2021
Get the Bone Moatmug. "That greasy gook food I ate for dinner sure isn't agreeing with me. I'll be dropping me a MOAT in no time!"
by benderhater July 13, 2017
Get the MOATmug. 
Have you heard of our membership? It's the G-MOAT.
by wolfx2 February 11, 2022
Get the G-MOATmug. by CocaineClownPosse July 8, 2024
Get the Meat Moatmug. by Poo@Gswag January 21, 2017
Get the Moatmug.