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mistake in the ass

n. a combination of pain in the ass and mistake. sometimes an occurrence is a pain in the ass but was still worth the time and effort involved. a mistake in the ass is not one of these occurrences.
after i got done at work, it took me an hour to drive through rush hour traffic so i could vote before the polls closed. that was sure a mistake in the ass.
by 2wm June 17, 2011
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big mistake

a phrase that internet tough guys like to use when describing the pivotal moment in their (made up) story.
No one talks shit to my face, no one.

One time a guy swung on me at the poker table, big mistake.
I picked him up and slammed him, grabbed his heel and was about to come down with a haymaker Fedor style when he said "Ok I quit".
by internettoughgeyser May 1, 2009
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novice mistake

Novice- Someone who is unexperienced or sucks at life in a certain subject or activity.

Novice mistake- doing something that is ridiculous or not close to being reasonable.
"Damn, John should have hit-it-and quit it, that sucks he has a bitchy girlfriend now."

"Yea, he made a novice mistake by hooking up with that bitch."
by Fred Williamson April 14, 2009
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Mistakenly Face-raped

The act of believing someone on Facebook has been
face-raped and thus commenting to this that they have been face-raped, even though they really were not face-raped.
Status: Hey guy's im Gay
Your comment: HAHAHAHA MAN U TOTALLY GOT FACERAPED :D HAHAHA
Subjects comment: no man i havent been face-raped!!
I AM GAY!!!
Your comment: ... oh :O
Mistakenly Face-raped
by Wakalaka44 November 30, 2011
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mistakortunity

When a mistake you make turns unexpectedly into a positive opportunity
Awkwardly tripping onto my face on the dance floor turned into a mistakortunity to break into a head spin!
by The Jo Effect October 26, 2016
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Mistaken Bar

Similar to a Stakin' Bar but instead on looking back and or regretting terrible decisions they are looked at as a high once had. One who makes poor choices and gains pleasure for others inconvenience or suffering . Someone who is a low-life.
I'm mistaken bar sweetheart, so telling everyone your slutty secret to spite you was mere enjoyment .
by Pesudonym1234 March 2, 2018
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Mistakening

To make a mistake except it is a really big one.
Mahir: Hey Leo I think I was mistakening when we did anal.
Leo: Yeah maybe we should just give blow jobs next time.
by LEOS LOVER October 18, 2018
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