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Modern Miracle

while playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, you are getting a blowjob or any other sort of greatness done to your reproductive organ. (cigar is optional)
"brother, i was playin some mad COD last night, and bertha gave me a viscious Modern Miracle."
by basketballjones1 April 13, 2010
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Minneapolis Miracle

When you cum in your girlfriends ass and she still gets pregnant.
Dis right here is a Minneapolis Miracle, I stuck in your ass and you still got pregnant, you betcha, don’t ya know, ope!
by KruegsSizeDigsGreggy January 18, 2020
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Miracle Money

Money that you didn't think you had. Usually found in a time when you need it, making it a miracle to find.

Miracle money can most often be found in: back pocket, bottom of purse, small pockets in backpacks, between the seats in a car, under a mattress, in a bra.
"That will be $8.24."
"Shoot, I only have $7.12, let me see if I have any miracle money in my pockets."
by sniims October 15, 2011
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miracle weed

The little bits of marijuana you find laying around your room after you've exhausted your stash and are desperate.
After looking carefully, Steve found little bits of miracle weed in the carpet and managed to pack half a bowl with it.
by KittenInAStocking July 10, 2012
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Miracle

A real treat to be around - a wonderful, caring, kind person who cares, almost to much, about her family and friends. She makes sure everyone has everything they need before they settle down themselves. To sum up - and absolute legend,
Here’s a miracle - My mum. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUM! 🎂
by Obi - Wan Kenobi November 13, 2020
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Miraculous Ladybug

a show about a blue haired bakers daughter whos in love with a dumb blind blonde model who is actually a cinnamon roll but the blondie is also a furry black cat dude (wingless bat) who is in love with a red ladybug (beetle) but the red ladybug is also the bakers daughter and is not in love with cat dude but loves blondie and blondie loves her so basically its a fucking loves square and the bug and cat are fighting a butterfly man who is trying to bring his dead wife but butterfly boi is also a fashion designer who is the father of blondie but they dont know any identities and so the show goes pretty fucking slow.
person 1: what's miraculous ladybug?
person 2: do u want the short version or the long version
by gaylittleshit March 14, 2022
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Ohio Miracle

After a decade or more of being married you get a blowjob from your wife.
Hey Guys, last night my wife got drunk and gave me an Ohio Miracle!
by Scotty stigs July 16, 2017
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