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a show about a blue haired bakers daughter whos in love with a dumb blind blonde model who is actually a cinnamon roll but the blondie is also a furry black cat dude (wingless bat) who is in love with a red ladybug (beetle) but the red ladybug is also the bakers daughter and is not in love with cat dude but loves blondie and blondie loves her so basically its a fucking loves square and the bug and cat are fighting a butterfly man who is trying to bring his dead wife but butterfly boi is also a fashion designer who is the father of blondie but they dont know any identities and so the show goes pretty fucking slow.
person 1: what's miraculous ladybug?
person 2: do u want the short version or the long version
by gaylittleshit March 15, 2022
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basically dead.

mother of sparkly teleport bi glitter child
person 1: yo is that Queen Angela?
person 2: no shes dead
person 1: wait i thought she was stuck in a portal for eternity to save the world + dumb blonde lesbian jock who can turn into an 8-foot-tall warrior sword lady
person 2: oh yea
by gaylittleshit March 29, 2022
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big robot bitch dude who makes clones of himself to be his slaves bc he has no friends he has to make his own friends cos hes so fucking lonely and needs a hive mind to see what his "brothers" were doing and nobody wants to be his friend cos he keeps conquering the known universe. he was going to conquer Etheria, but didnt succeed and got beaten up by etherians (gay kids) instead. they were going to save sparkles and blondie's furry girlfriend. blondie's furry girlfriend got turned into one of his slaves and sparkles was rescued and then the dream team went back for him bringing back a brocken clone that they thought was bitch 2.0 (hordak). soon the etherians beat his ass with lesbians and his ship turns into big galactic broccoli tree. in conclusion horde prime is a bitchy robot with clones and no friends whose ass got beaten up by lesbians
did i mention Horde Prime is old as fuck?
by gaylittleshit March 29, 2022
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a cat furry lesbian who is in love with a dumb jock blonde lesbian who can transform into an 8-foot-tall sword lady. she has the famous cat-ch phrase 'hey adora'
catra - 'hey adora'
*dies cutely*
by gaylittleshit March 15, 2022
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glimmer is a sparkly pink-haired bisexual who can teleport and beat up people with glitter. she is also the queen of brightmoon after her mother got stuck in a portal. she is in love with a boi who shoots sticks with pointy ends
person 1: look its queen glimmer of brightmoon
person 2: yea she'll beat ur ass with glitter
by gaylittleshit March 15, 2022
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