Marmite Miner

The politically correct way to describe a man that regularly inserts his penis into another man's anus

"Gee Frank, Timmy doesn't walk so good anymore"
"He must have met a Marmite Miner"

by Badlydrawnduck October 23, 2006

crave that mineral

On October 27th, 2014, Tumblr user sixpenceee posted a photograph of an Alpine ibex (pretty much a goat) licking salt deposits off a nearly 90° mountainside with the caption “They crave that mineral”

Jimmy, why are you on the roof?

I CRAVE THAT MINERAL!

by Jwr5758 December 19, 2014

I crave that mineral

The supposed "Last meme of 2014" This picture of a Alpine Ibexe licking the side of a mountain wall for salt somehow gained popularity from of all places, Tumblr.

Baby: *Begins to stand up*
Mom: Aw! baby's First Steps!
Baby: *Begins scaling up house wall*
Mom: *In Horror* WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Baby: I crave that mineral

by Jesus's second cousin December 17, 2014

dick milker

Someone who milks dicks.

Damn g, dawn was a total dick milker last night!

by J.T. murda June 25, 2008

Menkered

Sudden, partially expected discovery of trickery often uncovered by surprise or event

Comic: I was told I was going to feature here tonight

Club Manager: I have no idea who you are, you got Menkered

by Wasted Gas Money January 13, 2013

Minerva McGonagall

Such a legend. The most bad-ass professor Hogwarts has ever seen, and then she went on to become the headmistress of the school, the ONLY wizarding school in Scotland, might I add. She ALSO was the head of Gryffindor house. She won't take any crap from nobody.

Also loves biscuits.
And can take the form of a cat.
We stan.

Hufflepuff: Wow, Minerva McGonagall is so cool.
Slytherin: But she gives so much homework.

Ravenclaw: That doesn't matter, Slytherin. It shows she values both her job, and learning. That's good in my book.

Gryffindor: Lol, which book Ravenclaw, you have to many to count. But Puff is right, McGonagall is so bad-ass. Slytherins just jealous that our head of house can crush theirs in a duel, while still being an absolute legend.

by nonojuststop October 13, 2019

Mikera

Mikera can be a good person to be around but if u push her buttons she does wanna fight u so if u stay on her good side with her then you will have a good time and also she is very much petty

Mikera is a great person to be around

Mikera is petty

by Yo mama baby November 28, 2019