milf

someone who radiates attractive mom energy

"Jiu from Dreamcatcher is such a milf."

by sua's servant March 12, 2021

milf

Used In pornhub to bait dumasses for their video, Usually taged as : milf teacher readhead big tits mother... ; To get as much views as possible

Friend 1 : John's mom is such a milf;
Friend 2: if you want you can search it in ph.

by UrbanTeacherWritter May 28, 2020

milf

Mom I'd Like to Fuck.

Dipshit: "Dude, look at that chick. She's a straight up MILF!"

Someone With Actual Human Intelligence: "Aw, gross. That's YOUR mom, you fucking dumbass."

Dipshit:"Why the hell do you think I said 'MILF'?"

Someone With Actual Human Intelligence: "I'm fuckin' done bro.

by XenoFoxOfficial August 8, 2016

milf

Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck. Any woman (usually a celebrity) with young children who is sexually desirable.

"That Susanna Hoffs out of the Bangles is a right milf"

by World of Weird July 10, 2003

milf

Abbreviation for Moro Islamic Liberation Front an orginization in the Phillipinnes seekingto establish an Islamic state on the island of Mindanao

Dude, That group of MILFs just shot me in the fuckin' leg!

by Sprinklz931 January 8, 2008

milf

1 - Mother Id Love to Fuck

2 - Moro Islamic Liberation Front, An international terrorist group which operates out of the Phillipines with the goal of establishing an islamic state in the southern islands of Mindanao

1 - That lady is one hell of a MILF.

2 - The MILF hate the west, kidnap them then cut there heads off once Filipino troops find them and try to kill them.

by Brother Number One September 16, 2005

milf

Mom I'd Like to Fuck, they are rare but exceptional. Usually drive volvos and are soccer moms.

Joanne Binns

by ilovefeet August 4, 2003