micsturbation

when between 3 and 82 drinks are combined

im making some micsturbation over here

by apples219 June 3, 2019

Medstar Ready

When you tell everyone you’re ready but you’ve actually got 30-90 minutes of fucking around before you’re ready.

The Medstar team said they were ready to go but then had to put in a CVC and draw up a bunch of drugs.

They just be using the “Medstar ready” definition of the word.

by anonymous November 15, 2020

milstur meal

Milstur Meal is a frightening entity with an off-putting acorn shaped cranium and an index finger relentlessly wagging in denial. This entity repeatedly taunts its victims by obnoxiously confiscating their very last morsel of food, leaving the victim with many ulcers and little to no body fat. Many victims of Milstur Meal have stated that the entity felt reminiscent of elementary school teachers from their childhood. If you experience what scientists call "rumptle tumptel", run as fast as you possibly can. Few victims have escaped successfully from Milstur Meal.

pathetic and hopeless victim :
"Please Milstur Meal! This is the first meal I've had in months!"

Milstur Meal :
"I will be taking that."

by elbendindenmentern den derfilm July 26, 2022

daddy mids

Daddy mids is the type of low-grade marijuana that baby boomers and early gen-x'ers smoke. This is due to the fact that they are accustomed to the hydroponic of their times and/or think that the pot today's kids are smoking is way too potent for their liking. In particular, it is the weed middle-aged fathers smoke whenever they catch up on some free time.

I was dry so I had to scavenge for some daddy mids in my dad's night stand.

by FurtherDownTheBieberhole September 14, 2012

A Midsummer Night Dream

Something more confusing than World War one.

A Midsummer Night Dream is soo confusing

by ipunnorg May 25, 2021

midshipmen

the most amazingly in shape, smart, hot, brave group of men and woman

Ten Reasons to Love A MIDSHIPMEN
10. White goes with everything
9. Gifts from exotic places
8. They never get lost
7. A man who knows how to iron
6. Loves your cooking
5. Big boys with big guns never miss
4. Love Letters in the mail
3. Hard bodies, soft kisses
2. Uniform...Uniform...Uniform
1. Proud and Strong, all night long

I love midshipmen.
Midshipmen look so hot in uniform

by zimm10 October 9, 2006

Midterm

A misnomer- these "mid"terms rarely occur in the middle of a term, and often appear in multiple segments throughout the quarter or semester. aka the name professors tack on to any test between the first week of school and the second to last week of school. (the last week is reserved for "finals"). One of the leading causes for lack of sleep/cramming/coffee overdosage in several college students.

#1 "Dude, it's only the second week of school and I have a midterm coming up"
#2 "Shit man, me too! I have a midterm every week until finals wtf??"

by hoppii October 5, 2009